>> especially if you're tomming about in a bathtub. ;-)
A rich gent passed wind in his morning bath. His valet put down the towel, left the room and returned with a hot water bottle.
'What's that for, Bootle?' the rich gent enquired irritably.
'I'm sorry sir,' the valet replied. 'I thought I heard you say "IwantahotwaterbottleBootle". '
I'll get my towel.
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