They do provide a frisson of entertainment now and again.
Got an ambulance chaser last week...I wasn't doing anything special...so...
Him 'I'm calling about your recent accident, etc ' ( After ' How are you today Edward '? ) Cheeky get !
Me ' OK, what can you do for me ?'
Him ' Get compo for you, have you been injured ? '
Me ' I cut my finger last week '
Him ' Was it bad, how did you do it ? '
Me ' Picking up some glass in the garage '
Him I'll have to get my manager '
Manager asked if I'd cut my finger off ! I said no, I just put a plaster on it and carried on.
The phone went dead on me....I wonder why.
Ted
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