>> If you are good at quotes
I'm not, but I do have a copy of the Oxford Dictionary of Humourous Quotations.
>> Shakespeare - as ever - has one appropriate for this situation
Dickens, Bleak House, 1853:
"The one great priniciple of the English law is, to make business for oneself."
>> The quick, simple, cost-effective solution is rarely welcome
F. Lee Bailey, Los Angeles Times, 1972:
"I get paid for seeing that my clients have every break the law allows. I have knowingly defended a number of guilty men. But the guilty never escape unscathed. My fees are sufficient punishment for anyone."
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