I quite liked Cromarty, Dogger and German Bite (CDG) as expressed by Sir Lancelot Spratt, but I suppose the dogger bit could present problems nowadays.
Pu. We christened our neighbour Chuff after he shouted at me when I was cleaning my windows:
What the chuff do you chuffing well think you're chuffing well doing, you're making my chuffing windows wet?
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