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New Tue 13 Apr 10 00:31 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - VxFan
“You should see me driving when I want to go to the lavatory. If I need a pee, I’ll do 140mph, park in a disabled space, rush in and knock some old ladies over.”

“What’s wrong with global warming? We might lose Holland but there are other places to go on holiday.”

“A cow does more global warming than a Range Rover!”

The rest here:- tinyurl.com/yduj268 (again, keep those mouse cursors away from the scantily clad girls links if you're at work)
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New Tue 13 Apr 10 08:31 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - tyro
I liked the one about the mouse called Gerald.
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New Tue 13 Apr 10 08:45 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Zero
you read such quality papers dave
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New Tue 13 Apr 10 10:12 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - VxFan
RF, it was either that or The Daily Sport.
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New Tue 13 Apr 10 10:18 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Zero
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New Tue 13 Apr 10 10:21 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Bellboy
quote==“An acutely embarrassing car. Rover, the name, is a dog”===unquote
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>thats mar buoy :-)
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New Tue 13 Apr 10 13:10 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Cliff Pope
Clarkson has become a national treasure, and curiously serves the purposes both of those who love him and equally those who love to hate him. If he didn't exist it would be necessary to invent him.
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New Wed 14 Apr 10 11:28 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Mike Hannon
Clarkson reminds me simultaneously of what I miss most about England - and why I don't think I can never go back.
At least I have the books...
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New Wed 14 Apr 10 16:40 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Chris S
I don't think anything can beat "This car would snap knicker elastic at 50 paces."
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New Wed 14 Apr 10 23:34 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Bagpuss
Clarkson's comment on the Ford Streetka:

"Ford says that 80% of Streetka buyers will be women. But I’m struggling to think what the remaining 20% might be. Not men, that’s for sure."

Brilliant.
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New Thu 15 Apr 10 11:04 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - DP
“This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying, ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases’.”

That one had me in tears, despite being the owner of a Renault people carrier at the time.

Clarkson is a genius.
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New Thu 15 Apr 10 12:05 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Chris S
Nobody's mentioned the one about the 'one-eyed Scottish idiot' yet.
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New Thu 15 Apr 10 16:40 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Chris S
Or how about Peroudas being made in a jungle by people wearing shorts made out of leaves?
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New Thu 15 Apr 10 16:41 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Chris S
Or Hyundia designers eating spaniels for their lunch?
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New Thu 15 Apr 10 16:55 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - BiggerBadderDave
Or prostitute-murdering truck drivers
Last edited by: BiggerBadderDave on Thu 15 Apr 10 at 16:56
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New Thu 15 Apr 10 18:09 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - DP
I seem to remember he once stated that all Renaults were built by disinterested Algerians in factories with mud floors.
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New Wed 28 Apr 10 00:03 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Typ 8L
I was a bit disappointed by that particular quip - not because I found it in bad taste, but because the murderer in question was a FORKLIFT truck driver - a somewhat different profession!
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New Wed 28 Apr 10 04:38 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Pat
Thanks for making that comment Typ.

Pat
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New Wed 28 Apr 10 08:51 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Focusless
“Anyone who washes their car has a small mind, or is in an unhappy marriage.”
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New Wed 28 Apr 10 09:02 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Clk Sec
>> “Anyone who washes their car has a small mind or is in an unhappy marriage.”

I have a problem, then - as do most of my neighbours.
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New Wed 28 Apr 10 09:37 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Focusless
>> >> “Anyone who washes their car has a small mind or is in an unhappy
>> marriage.”
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>> I have a problem then - as do most of my neighbours.

CS - no, you have a problem if you take JC seriously :)
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New Wed 28 Apr 10 12:56 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Clk Sec
>>CS - no, you have a problem if you take JC seriously :)

Valid point, Focus.
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New Wed 28 Apr 10 13:00 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Focusless
>> Valid point Focus.

Speaking as a fellow car washer, I hope so :)
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New Wed 28 Apr 10 13:15 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - madf
Clarkson does not call old ladies bigots though :-)
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New Wed 28 Apr 10 13:59 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Zero
I washed the car on Monday. While cleaning the wheels I

I ... I............I < sigh - this so hard to admit >>>>

I scrubbed the tyres.....


THERE


I said it.
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New Wed 28 Apr 10 14:06 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Clk Sec
>>I ... I............I < sigh - this so hard to admit >>>>

I scrubbed the tyres.....


Clearly beyond redemption.
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New Wed 28 Apr 10 17:03 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Duncan
>>> I scrubbed the tyres.....
>>
>>
>> THERE
>>
>>
>> I said it.

Try not to worry about it.

This is what old people in Surrey wearing beige cardigans do.

Do you have cheap lunches down at the day centre?
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New Wed 28 Apr 10 17:13 
 Clarkson's 50 most un-pc comments - Clk Sec
>>Do you have cheap lunches down at the day centre?

If you do, make the most of them. They won't be so cheap for much longer.
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