“You should see me driving when I want to go to the lavatory. If I need a pee, I’ll do 140mph, park in a disabled space, rush in and knock some old ladies over.”
“What’s wrong with global warming? We might lose Holland but there are other places to go on holiday.”
“A cow does more global warming than a Range Rover!”
The rest here:- tinyurl.com/yduj268 (again, keep those mouse cursors away from the scantily clad girls links if you're at work)
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