I've challenged my lot to give me the cheapest funeral they can. Money is for the living. We have a Berlingo van in the family. Cheap coffin off Amazon, collect me at funeral directors, book and pay crem and off we go. It's only round the corner from here, 5 retorts...no waiting!
Wheeled in to one of Richard Strauss's Four Last Songs...' Going to sleep ' Folk leave to Flanders & Swann's ' Last Train ' which has my local station in the first verse.
All ( except me, sadly ) off to local Beefeater for tea and buns.
Ted
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