Told my family to put me in a bin bag in the back of a transit and have me cremated with no funeral. Why I'm buying a bungalow - they won't have to carry my coffin down the stairs.
If they insist, then I want 'Sympathy for the Devil' by the Stones and 'Somewhere' by P J Proby.
They said the first was in bad taste and the second wouldn't leave a dry eye in the house. Both were refused!
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