>(Much discussion on motorhome forums,..)
A man calls the cops to report his wife missing and the cops send an officer to take a statement:
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Officer: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.
Officer: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Officer: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Officer: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think.
Officer: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Officer: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my motorhome.
Officer: What kind of motorhome was it?
Husband: A HYMER B544 registered July 2019, Pearlescent white with beige leather, Fiat 2.8 jtd manual. 180 watt solar panels, Hab air con, refillable gas bottles, electric steps, led lights, rear camera, fridge freezer, Avtec pull out TV, electric windows, blown heating, superb shower...
At this point the husband started choking up.
Officer: Take it easy Mr TnE. We'll find your motorhome!
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