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New Fri 3 Feb 12 19:28 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - sherlock47
Whether this is a consequence of IBS investigations, or something more mundane you will have to await his post!

:)
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 19:36 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - Iffy
...IBS...

?

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New Fri 3 Feb 12 19:37 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - Zero
Irritable Bowel Syndrome I assume!
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 19:40 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - CGNorwich
Often anxiety related.
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 19:37 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - swiss tony
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irritable_bowel_syndrome

I understand its a pain up the 'arris....
Last edited by: swiss tony on Fri 3 Feb 12 at 19:38
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 19:41 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - Iffy
A doctor who covered road accidents told me some drivers, especially elderly ones, have a bowel evacuation following a smash.

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New Fri 3 Feb 12 19:41 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - CGNorwich
Too much information
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 19:56 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - Dog
>>A doctor who covered road accidents told me some drivers, especially elderly ones, have a bowel evacuation following a smash<<

The same thing happens when someone is hanged (by the neck!) understandable really :(
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 19:59 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - Clk Sec
Or run over by a steamroller.
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 21:17 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - Lygonos
>> The same thing happens when someone is hanged (by the neck!) understandable really :(


Apparently this can also induce a priapic state....
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 20:06 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - Robin O'Reliant
>> A doctor who covered road accidents told me some drivers, especially elderly ones, have a
>> bowel evacuation following a smash.
>>
I once had one when the wife found my payslip.
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 20:08 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - Iffy
...I once had one...

Over-indulgence in real ale used to do it for me.

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New Fri 3 Feb 12 20:23 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - sherlock47
www.fiatforum.com/panda/292285-been-rear-ended.html

We will presumably get chapter and verse tomorrow.
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 20:30 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - Zero
>> www.fiatforum.com/panda/292285-been-rear-ended.html
>>
>> We will presumably get chapter and verse tomorrow.

Rats is two timing us!

I demand we start divorce proceedings
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 20:32 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - bathtub tom
I had the sphincter muscle explained in detail by a PhD Calcutta (failed).

Basically, it's why turds have a pointy end, to stop your bum closing with a bang!
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 21:04 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - WillDeBeest
...closing with a bang

I thought of that the other day when Rats himself used the phrase 'pointless crap'.
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 19:42 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - AnotherJohnH
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Last edited by: AnotherJohnH on Fri 3 Feb 12 at 19:43
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 20:28 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - RattleandSmoke
What is this, a stalk Rattle night? Wish I hadn';t mentioned on here now, only mentioned it as I have a few people on C4P on my Facebook and they might have wondered why I didn't mention it on here.

As for IBS nothing went up the rear end to confirm that diagnoses.
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New Fri 3 Feb 12 22:23 
 Rattle has been 'rear ended' - Dog
>>As for IBS nothing went up the rear end to confirm that diagnoses.<<

The weekend starts here!
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