Non-motoring > Outing Mr Mole. Miscellaneous
Thread Author: R.P. Replies: 79

 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
We have a mole problem - any views on the best way of deterring them, seen sonic and smokey stuff on line, too much, I just want a working solution.
 Outing Mr Mole. - bathtub tom
I believe mole traps in the runs is about the only truly successful method.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Runfer D'Hills
Bottle of malt. Deckchair. Shotgun. Patience.
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
I've considered that.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Runfer D'Hills
May I recommend a decently mature Macallan? Best at room temperature and unsullied.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dave
Catch enough of them and you can make a pair of trousers.
 Outing Mr Mole. - bathtub tom
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fePU5CIHpas
 Outing Mr Mole. - Zero
> May I recommend a decently mature Macallan? Best at room temperature and unsullied.


I would suggest a McCulloch, preferably petrol driven,
Last edited by: Zero on Sat 10 Sep 11 at 20:35
 Outing Mr Mole. - Runfer D'Hills
I have one. Great bit of kit.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dog
I've had battles with Badgers, Rooks, Squirrels AND Moles over the years,

What worked with Mr Mole was pouring used engine oil down his hole, he slipped away never to be seen again.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Runfer D'Hills
Fair play. Wouldn't fancy that much m'self.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dog
I didn't want to kill the critter, and it didn't mark the lawn or anything, apparently they don't like it on their fur.
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
Hmmm....that might be an idea...
 Outing Mr Mole. - Runfer D'Hills
How do you make a mole bark?

Easy, pour some unleaded down the hole and light it.

Mole goes "woof" !

:-)
 Outing Mr Mole. - Zero
>> Hmmm....that might be an idea...

You'll need an environmental waste disposal license.
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
Yeah of course...
 Outing Mr Mole. - Runfer D'Hills
...and a high viz jacket. Don't forget the clipboard.
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
Safety boots, gloves, hard hat, warning signs, ear plugs ----
 Outing Mr Mole. - Zero
>> Safety boots, gloves, hard hat, warning signs, ear plugs ----

For a small fee I will write the Method Statement and carry out the H&S assessment.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dog
>>I've had battles with Badgers, Rooks, Squirrels AND Moles over the years<<

And Rats BTW - I had to resort to a .22 with Superscope for he and his mates.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dog
>>Outing Mr Mole<<

Have you considered using grips!
 Outing Mr Mole. - Ted

>> And Rats BTW - I had to resort to a .22 with Superscope for he
>> and his mates.

I wondered why he'd not posted for a while.

Ted
>>
 Outing Mr Mole. - teabelly
Article I found mentioned caster oil as a solution to pour down. Gives them an upset stomach.

Also just the simple idea of sticking a hose pipe down there and filling it with water. Costs nowt and waters the garden while you're at it :)

Engine oil would an environmental hazard in the soil.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Harleyman
>> Article I found mentioned caster oil as a solution to pour down. Gives them an
>> upset stomach.


Doesn't work. Makes them run so fast they're impossible to shoot! ;-)
 Outing Mr Mole. - CGNorwich
Unless you have a bowling green why not just let them go about their moley way?. Moles are normally a sign that you have a good soil with a lot of worms. Mole hills make good potting compost
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
Just spent a fortune on the garden to get it looking like something, its nearly 3/4 of an acre so they could easily have a field day if they chose...
 Outing Mr Mole. - Zero
Seriously, it costs nowt to to sprinkle the mole hill with wildflower or poppy seed or grass seed, and stamp the hill back down again.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dog
If it's as nice (and big) as you say PUR.P, why not call in an ex spurt and he'll put 'something' down there.
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
May resort to that....:-)

Don't want to make a mountain out of a molehill though :-)
Last edited by: R.P. on Sat 10 Sep 11 at 21:30
 Outing Mr Mole. - rtj70
Some experts will use small explosives above the holes. When a mole comes up they are blown up. Not very humane.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Kevin
>Outing Mr Mole.

I think you should allow Mr Mole to make his own decision about when he comes "Out".
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dutchie
A mixture of Jeyes fluid helps according to one site.Mix it with water pour it down the hole.They don't like the smell and will not kill them
I like Mr or Mrs Mole.
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
I do really as well, I just want them to re-locate. There is a raptor type birds that nests nearby, he has been watching the garden for the last couple of weeks (I'll post a photo for an I.D. shortly), hopefully nature will take its course...
 Outing Mr Mole. - CGNorwich
What you have in effect done by creating a healthy fertile lawn is to create an ideal habitat for moles. You can get rid of the present occupier but the desirable property will soon be let to a new tenant. You can enter into never ending war or live and let live.
 Outing Mr Mole. - swiss tony
>> We have a mole problem - any views on the best way of deterring them,
>> seen sonic and smokey stuff on line, too much, I just want a working solution.
>>
There's only ONE way to get rid of a mole.....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fePU5CIHpas
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dutchie
Oh dear shotgun job,live and let live.:>)
 Outing Mr Mole. - rtj70
I've seen somewhere (TV probably) someone laying explosives with some sort of detector above existing holes. Mole comes up and trips the explosives. No more mole. I couldn't do that.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Iffy
Traps in the runs, as mentioned earlier, but placing the trap is an art, not a science.

If you see the hill being formed, it is possible to dig out the mole, if you are quick.

But you need to be prepared to chop him in half with your spade, or use the back of it to administer a fatal blow.

 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
I'm looking at a humane solution - the dog could be tasked quite easily
 Outing Mr Mole. - Iffy
...I'm looking at a humane solution...

Mmm, not easy to achieve 'humane' and 'pest control' at the same time.

 Outing Mr Mole. - Stuu
My dad played around with traps, sonic toys and chemicals for 6 months before sticking his garden fork through the blighter when it had the cheek to start digging right next to him.

Good luck with the humane stuff, admirable as the sentiment is.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dutchie
Ther's no answer to that.:) I saw once a pig killed with a knive in the backyard as a kid.Not pleasant but if you want pork chops.(
 Outing Mr Mole. - Zero
yeah but we dont like Mole chops!
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
This is a photo of Mr Mole's potential nemesis. Sorry about the quality it was a matter of grabbing a camera and shooting and it was at the edge of my little Fuji Finepix S5600's performance. The Canon was too far away.

www.flickr.com/photos/67389469@N02/6136149702/

Any ideas of what it may be ?

He's provided us with hours of entertainment here over the summer. The crows in a neighbour's tree have had to fly regular Combat Air Patrols to intercept him..
Last edited by: R.P. on Sun 11 Sep 11 at 12:54
 Outing Mr Mole. - devonite
tis billy the buzzard!
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
That was the consensus here as well...he's a big lad !
 Outing Mr Mole. - Cliff Pope
In the past I've found gassing by leading the lawn mower exhaust down the tunnel quite effective. It's surprising how far the runs go - puffs of exhaust smoke come up all over the place.

Now I tend to just leave him alone and kick the hills down.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dutchie
Gassing bleeding hell Cliff you go a bit far don't you.I've heard to many stories about gassing.

Kick the hills down sounds about right.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dog
>>In the past I've found gassing by leading the lawn mower exhaust down the tunnel quite effective<<

Don't mention The War!
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dutchie
I have never had Mole chops.but if I was peckish don't know.Meat is meat.!
 Outing Mr Mole. - Mike Hannon
We tried everything, including lion dung imported from a UK garden centre and the used engine oil (from the lawnmower) was more effective than anything else except the local expert, who uses strychnine and gives a one year guarantee for 30 euros per hectare in his back pocket.
The feral cats and the buzzards are pretty helpful too.
Current problem is loirs - chipmunks - that look pretty but are a real pain. The .177 Russian air rifle is a bit of fun but not really up to the job.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dutchie
Lion Dung that made me laugh.:) How did you know? Problaby cow muck.Air rifle to weak you need something with a bit more humph.
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
Humph ?
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dutchie
Power.Not Humph About.R.P.>> Humph ?
>>
 Outing Mr Mole. - Mike Hannon
Well, it said lion dung on the packet. I didn't believe what I had been told until I actually saw it on the shelf at a garden centre. Ineffective, of course.
Around here it's easy to buy a sort of spring gun device that fits over a molehill and blows moley to bits if he comes near but they always seem a bit dangerous to me. The local pest control expert is brilliant - his work partner is his (part poodle) dog. 'I kill the insects and she gets the rats' he says...
 Outing Mr Mole. - Alastairw
An Irish gentleman recommends burying Mr Mole alive, to make sure he is dead, to be sure...;)
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
The dog had a bit of a go at one of the hills today --- serious...
 Outing Mr Mole. - Zero
>> Well, it said lion dung on the packet. I didn't believe what I had been
>> told until I actually saw it on the shelf at a garden centre. Ineffective, of
>> course.


of course its ineffective, there are no moles in Africa and no Lions in Europe, so how the hell is the mole supposed to be scared?
Last edited by: Zero on Mon 12 Sep 11 at 21:23
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
I always thought that lion dung was to scare the pussies away.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Zero
I'm pretty sure that Pats pussy has never seen a lion, or knows what it smells like.
Last edited by: Zero on Mon 12 Sep 11 at 21:40
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
According to Wiki South Africa has moles...
 Outing Mr Mole. - Zero
you think they have a twitter page their European cousins can read?

Nope.

Believe me, your Dai the Mole knows nothing of lions.
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
I was sceptical of the lion dung thing as well.....hardly high up on a Lion's shopping list...
 Outing Mr Mole. - Pat
Well moles can swim, so there is no point in trying to fill the mole run up with water. I tried that and found that when my mole surfaced he could run faster than three bemused cats:)

He's still around and we seem to have come to a bit of an understanding.

He leaves most of the lawn alone and has fun in the cottage garden border where most of the time his molehills can't be seen.

I'm actually becoming quite fond of him, more for his refusal to give up than anything, and along with Hissing Sid, Boris in the bathroom and the enormous hedgehog who comes round each evening for a drink of water and some catfood, he's now part of the family.

Pat
 Outing Mr Mole. - CGNorwich
Nice to here from someone prepared to live with the wildlife rather than blast it into oblivion!
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dog
Mr Mole only wants to find something to eat after all, when we lived up at Warleggan, we used to feed the Badgers on the doorstep inside the porch, s'only when we stopped feeding them (and got Mr Dog) that they then dug the garden up
 Outing Mr Mole. - Pat
That would be so nice to see a badger in the garden, I miss seeing them so much in the Fen as I did when I lived in Leicestershire.

We used to go down Black Spinney and climb a tree at dusk and watch them fetching their bedding out to air!


CG, the only thing I really wage war against is the dreaded Vine Weavil


Pat

Last edited by: pda on Tue 13 Sep 11 at 09:06
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dutchie
Well moles can swim, so there is no point in trying to fill the mole run up with water. I tried that and found that when my mole surfaced he could run faster than three bemused cats

That me laugh Pat.Just seeing the cats laughing..>:)
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
Well thanks for the input - The land in question is grassed meadow and not a bowling green and having balanced everything off decided on a humane approach to "persuading" him to go elsewhere.....I've been loaned a sonic deterrent which is the only active attack on Mr Mole - I will just live with him..
 Outing Mr Mole. - Runfer D'Hills
"Sonic deterrent"

As in a 12 bore sonic deterrent?

:-)
 Outing Mr Mole. - Pat
It's more than he dare do Humph, RP knows I shall be up there after him if he kills it.

Pat
 Outing Mr Mole. - Runfer D'Hills
Fair enough. Depends if he's a man or a mouse then doesn't it...

:-)
 Outing Mr Mole. - Zero
>> It's more than he dare do Humph, RP knows I shall be up there after
>> him if he kills it.
>>
>> Pat

Nah, its all bluster, the last time you were due up his neck of the woods you chickened out.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dog
>>RP knows I shall be up there after him if he kills it<<

There you are PUR.P - stick it in a Jiffy bag and send it to the Fens.

:)
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
We were wondering where to re-direct him. It was the Wiki entry that decided it. Mr Mole is clearly a superb engineer, a tunneler of some considerable skill, on top of this he's a logistics specialist an all round good egg...oh an Pat's view of his works...
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
Reminded of this during the current mouse thread - Sadly I saw the prone body of a mole near my property when out walking the dogs, he/she was frozen solid. The beautifully designed little engineer had sprung his mortal coil....at least the lawn gets respite.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Westpig
>> ....at least the lawn gets respite.


...for now. Once they've finished at the wake they'll allocate someone else to that patch.
 Outing Mr Mole. - L'escargot
When I saw the thread title I thought you were referring to the Mr Mole who runs a car scrap yard near Lincoln!
 Outing Mr Mole. - R.P.
www.dailypost.co.uk/news/local-news/mole-one-pest-controller-finds-5749980


"Oh I've just found a rare Mole so I'll kill it and stuff it"

Don't you just hate some people.
 Outing Mr Mole. - Dog
>>The 32-year-old from Rhuddlan plans to stuff the creature

Shortage of sheep in Bala then pugley?
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