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New Wed 25 May 11 07:23

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - henry k

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13537084

Dangerous stuff - air.

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New Wed 25 May 11 07:35

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Dog

yikes! I think I'd rather be water-boarded :(

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New Wed 25 May 11 07:36

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Duncan

I wonder how he managed to get the airline stuck up his bottom........

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New Wed 25 May 11 07:51

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Iffy

...I wonder how he managed to get the airline stuck up his bottom...

Many ambulancemen tell stories of call outs to people who happened to fall on the vacuum cleaner hose.

While doing the vacuuming - naked.

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New Wed 25 May 11 10:00

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Stuartli

>>Many ambulancemen tell stories of call outs to people who happened to fall on the vacuum cleaner hose.>>

I recall one particularly funny episode of Game On, the 1990s BBC1 comedy series starring Samantha Janus, in which one of the characters was in bed in considerable pain due, no doubt, to the clearly visible vacuum hose...:-)

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New Wed 25 May 11 07:51

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Dog

>>I wonder how he managed to get the airline stuck up his bottom<<

He was possibly into kinky sex ~ you know what these Kiwi's are like :-D

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New Wed 25 May 11 08:21

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Cliff Pope

I remember a nurse once relating interesting stories of people in casualty who had to be separated from objects, or each other, because of muscular spasms.

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New Wed 25 May 11 08:47

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - rtj70

>> I wonder how he managed to get the airline stuck up his bottom........

If you read the article it says the nozzle pierced his buttock.

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New Wed 25 May 11 09:54

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - VxFan

Mr McCormack confided that the air was gradually escaping his body in the way that air usually does.

That's his excuse, and he's sticking to it.

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New Wed 25 May 11 09:56

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Crankcase

This is one case where you'd hope the health system actually does let you down.

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New Wed 25 May 11 11:11

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Leif

>> This is one case where you'd hope the health system actually does let you down.

Hee hee.

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New Wed 25 May 11 11:32

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Armel Coussine

Practical jokes can cause these things. A workmate thinks it would be amusing to ram a high-pressure airline up someone's jaxie and give a short squirt... unintended death or serious injury can result.

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New Wed 25 May 11 16:03

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - helicopter

SWMBO recently had keyhole surgery for removal of her gall bladder .

I gathered the surgeons actually used a similar inflation technique on the abdomen to separate the organs during the surgery for ease of movement of their instruments within the body. They use CO2 gas.

Apparently it is quite common to get pain in the shoulder area from the gas and it does take quite a few days to disperse from the body.

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New Wed 25 May 11 16:21

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Bigtee

This gives a whole new meaning to a Blow Job.....................:-)

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New Wed 25 May 11 18:48

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Runfer D'Hills

>> Practical jokes can cause these things. A workmate thinks it would be amusing to ram

Can only say that if anyone had tried that on me at work or play it would have been their last mortal act, never mind mine!

Last edited by: Humph D'Bout on Wed 25 May 11 at 18:51

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New Wed 25 May 11 18:13

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Duncan

>> >> I wonder how he managed to get the airline stuck up his bottom........
>>
>> If you read the article it says the nozzle pierced his buttock.
>>

If it's all the same to you, I think I prefer my version.

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New Wed 25 May 11 22:16

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Ted

My paramedic daughter has attended two incidents recently.

Both men with rectumnal intrusions. One was a light bulb and the other an aubergine !

I'll bet our air-line man went round the room like a punctured balloon when they pulled it out !

Ted

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New Wed 25 May 11 22:19

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Runfer D'Hills

>> One was a light bulb

Maybe he just wanted someone to turn him on?

Best be off to bed now, early train to catch...

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New Wed 25 May 11 22:44

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - CGNorwich

"One was a light bulb"

Just another flasher

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New Wed 25 May 11 22:48

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Zero

rectum?

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New Wed 25 May 11 22:55

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Londoner

I knew that we'd get to the bottom of this story eventually.

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New Wed 25 May 11 23:48

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - rtj70

I know friends training to be doctors at Uni (long time ago) had stories along these lines too. Light bulbs were mentioned a few times with 'excuses' to cover the embarrassment.

But the story in this case says fat and muscle had been separated by the air. He also had a swollen neck. Would that happen if the airline was inserted into his rectum? No idea.

I remember a friend at uni had a copy of Cosmo and there was a story (probably made up) about a couple, a toilet roll tube and a hamster.... I kid you not. The hamster even had a name I think... it all went wrong when they lit the match to get him back out of the tube.

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New Wed 25 May 11 23:51

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Ted

Ah, a tin of pineapple chunks, a teapot lid and a policeman's truncheon !
Happy days , Rob.

Red

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New Thu 26 May 11 13:25

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Leif

>> But the story in this case says fat and muscle had been separated by the
>> air. He also had a swollen neck. Would that happen if the airline was inserted
>> into his rectum? No idea.

Surely stomach contents would shoot out of his mouth, closely followed by excrement, and then internal organs. Nice. I hope he recover without long term complications.

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New Thu 26 May 11 08:32

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - helicopter

rectum? ......

nearly killed him Zeddo......

Last edited by: VxFan on Wed 1 Jun 11 at 12:58

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New Thu 26 May 11 09:38

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Zero

Da Da

Its the way we tell em.

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New Thu 26 May 11 14:59

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - apm

I remember reading a 'funny old world' piece in Private Eye years ago about a craze in India called 'pumping', whereby youths would stick a bicycle pump up the brown eye and pump away. Apparently led to amusing sounds and a bit of a thrill. One enterprising chap tried the high pressure air hose at the petrol station... went up like a firework apparently.

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New Thu 26 May 11 23:30

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - bathtub tom

Anyone else here had the camera and air-line up their jacksie to check for various ailments?

In my case there was also a wave guide to zap the offending articles.

The liberal application of lubricant to what had previously been a one way system resulted in a very satisfying PAAAAARP upon removal of the tool and an interesting pebble dash pattern further behind!

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New Fri 27 May 11 09:42

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - helicopter

Definitely too much information Tom......

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New Fri 27 May 11 10:17

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Londoner

Londoner:"I'm just going to the computer to have a quick look on the car forum, dear"
SWM: "Don't you find it boring on there, with them talking about cars all the time?"
Londoner:"Oh! No, No - not in the slightest, dear"

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New Fri 27 May 11 11:34

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Pat

But on the other hand, if the original article had been properly read and understood in the first place, 90% of the comments that followed made no sense whatsoever.

Proving it really is true that you only see what you want to see!

Pat

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New Fri 27 May 11 22:49

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Leif

>> Proving it really is true that you only see what you want to see!
>>
>> Pat

Or what you need to see for comedic purposes.

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New Fri 27 May 11 22:47

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Leif

>> Definitely too much information Tom......

Maybe, but amusing nonetheless. Pebbledash will forever have a certain association ...

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New Fri 27 May 11 11:32

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Alanovich

>> Anyone else here had the camera and air-line

Oh yes, but I was given a do-it-yourself evacuator kit beforehand, so no nasty surprises during or after the examination. Quite a surprising feeling, an enema.

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New Wed 24 Aug 11 21:54

Trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose - Suppose

>> www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13537084
>>
>> Dangerous stuff - air.
>>

It has happened again!
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029589/
An electrician was left seriously injured after he was 'inflated' by a pressurised air line which 'accidentally went up his backside'.

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