Motoring Discussion > Life on the open road.	Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Pat	Replies: 29

Thu 24 Feb 11 08:03   Life on the open road. - Pat

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-12556281 I think he did very well considering how cold it was in February:) Pat Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 08:33   Life on the open road. - Rob81

Oh dear. It really does take all sorts!! Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 08:35   Life on the open road. - Perky Penguin

No Flies on his trousers, obviouslyf Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 08:43   Life on the open road. - Focusless

>> considering how cold it was in February:) He was probably quite difficult to spot if he was standing in front of his blue pickup! Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 09:35   Life on the open road. - L'escargot

Why is it an offence for a man to expose himself, but not for a woman? Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 09:37   Life on the open road. - Zero

It is. The same offence. Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 09:50   Life on the open road. - R.P.

It's not Zero. There are offences that cover a woman doing the same thing but there is a specific offence when a chap does it. Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 09:56   Life on the open road. - WillDeBeest

And when a snail does it...? Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 10:03   Life on the open road. - Pat

A woman did it to me once when I was driving up the M69. She was stood just over the fence in a field. I think she thought it would be a man driving the lorry! Pat Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 10:08   Life on the open road. - R.P.

Oh ! The old Msoixante neuf ;-) Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 10:37   Life on the open road. - CGNorwich

Snails are hermaphrodite. i.e. the same individual snail can be male one day and female the next. Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 12:51   Life on the open road. - R.P.

So in theory they would get assexual satisfaction from flashing to itself then ? Last edited by: Pugugly on Thu 24 Feb 11 at 12:56 Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 13:03   Life on the open road. - Perky Penguin

Yes but satisfying themselves might make them blind - so my chaplain told me at school. Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 13:00   Life on the open road. - Zero

PU.. He was charged with Indecent Exposure. its covered in the 2003 sexual offences act and is classed as "aggressive genital exposure". Note it does not specify MALE genitals. Last edited by: Zero on Thu 24 Feb 11 at 13:01 Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 13:07   Life on the open road. - R.P.

Oh you are right - I was thinking of the old offences ! :-) ZERO IS RIGHT ! Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 16:53   Life on the open road. - CGNorwich

ZERO is always right. So it is written and shall always be unto the ends of the earth. A fatwah on any disbelievers. Last edited by: CGNorwich on Thu 24 Feb 11 at 16:54 Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 10:07   Life on the open road. - a6avant

It's just no-one's going to complain if a woman does it....... Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 10:56   Life on the open road. - Perky Penguin

I can think of plenty of women I wouldn't want to see naked. V*v**nn* W*stw**d comes mind as one! Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 14:17   Life on the open road. - bathtub tom

Gray, was finally arrested on 29 December.......... the police, who arrived at the scene to find Gray sitting in the driver's seat of his blue pick up with the engine running and the heater on. I suppose he'd have to warm up now and then, cold weather has an unfortunate effect on male genitalia. ;>) Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 16:17   Life on the open road. - Ted

V*v**nn* W*stw**d >> comes mind as one! SWM and I were amused to read in the paper that she'd had a pop at Kate Middleton's fashion sense !! From someone who looks like a cheap settee attacked with a Stanley knife ! All praise to our blue winkled flasher for brightening up the day for so many ! Ted >> Reply to this message | Report message       1

Thu 24 Feb 11 16:28   Life on the open road. - Perky Penguin

A raddled old crone having a pop at a smart well turned out young lady did nark me a bit! Do any of you recall Harold Macmillan being desribed as looking like an explosion in a mattress factory, on one of his good days, BTW? Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 16:41   Life on the open road. - Pat

I bet the feeling is mutual:) Pat Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 16:56   Life on the open road. - Perky Penguin

VW is not a woman with whom I would want a mutual feel, even with my eyes shut. Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 17:13   Life on the open road. - R.P.

Tweaked your beak has she ? Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 17:17   Life on the open road. - Perky Penguin

No - praise be! Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 17:19   Life on the open road. - Zero

He's a liar, I saw him flap his flipper. Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 17:21   Life on the open road. - Perky Penguin

She's a bit young for me! Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 17:26   Life on the open road. - R.P.

Well dearest pachyrynchus, as Groucho Marks said "you're as young as the woman you feel !" Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 17:33   Life on the open road. - Perky Penguin

As Groucho Marx said to his hostess, on leaving a party "I've had a lovely evening but this wasn't it". as I might remark to VW, who is younger than me BTW! Reply to this message | Report message

Thu 24 Feb 11 22:49   Life on the open road. - Ted

Looks like she's been bobbing for apples in a chip pan. Ted Reply to this message | Report message