OK then .... it can only get modded
There was a young man from Devizes
Whose ***** were of different sizes
The one that was small
Was no good at all
But other won many first prizes......
and another for good measure
There was a young lady from Kew,
Who said as the bishop withdrew.
"The vicar is quicker,
and slicker and thicker........
and three inches longer than you",
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