My contribution which made me laugh when I was at school half a century ago.....
There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who went on a bus ride to Ealing
Saw a note on the door
Do not spit on the floor.....
.....so he lay down and spat on the ceiling.......
I could also tell you about the man from Devizes or even the young man from Kent both of whom had misshapen gentlemens appendages...... but I have an idea the mods might step in....
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