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New Thu 6 Jun 24 22:47 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - zippy
Advice needed urgently! What's gone wrong... :-D


I got home from 3 days in the midlands and Mrs Z has cooked me steak and chips, side salad with a French dressing, big stuffed mushroom and grilled tomato, a cold beer and a home made cheesecake.

In the lounge a large bar of chocolate and bowl of skittles was waiting for me.

What have I missed? Her car looked ok when I parked next to it. Can't see that the dog has damaged anything and there is no ominous post waiting to be opened. Major appliances seem to be intact.

Somethings up! How should I handle this?

Getting worried now :-D
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New Thu 6 Jun 24 22:50 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - Fullchat
Have you checked the bank account for major purchases?
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New Thu 6 Jun 24 22:59 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - zippy
>> Have you checked the bank account for major purchases?
>>

Bank account is ok.

Can't check credit card as I am getting "We are undertaking essential maintenance"
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New Thu 6 Jun 24 23:04 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - Zero
Its your b***** wedding anniversary!!! boy are you in trouble now
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New Thu 6 Jun 24 23:12 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - zippy
>> Its your b***** wedding anniversary!!! boy are you in trouble now
>>

I did have to double take on that for about a millisecond - wedding aniv is July. Not birthday either.
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New Fri 7 Jun 24 06:21 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - Crankcase
If my Mrs had cooked anything at all, never mind “for me”,I’d assume she’d been replaced by an alien. Is that a possibility?
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New Fri 7 Jun 24 07:16 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - Dog
>>steak and chips, side salad with a French dressing, big stuffed mushroom and grilled tomato, a cold beer and a home made cheesecake a large bar of chocolate and bowl of skittles

Hence the sleep apnea. I had salad sprinkled with cider vinegar, olive oil, black pepper, pink salt, and slept well.

:)
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New Fri 7 Jun 24 10:36 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - Clk Sec
>> Hence the sleep apnea. I had salad sprinkled with cider vinegar, olive oil, black pepper,
>> pink salt, and slept well.
>>
>> :)

Not far wrong there, Dog.
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New Fri 7 Jun 24 10:43 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - Manatee
Perhaps she just appreciates your hard work hunting and gathering?

Maybe she's hoping you'll cut the grass?
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New Fri 7 Jun 24 11:32 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - Bobby
Did you come back a day earlier than you said you would??
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New Fri 7 Jun 24 13:35 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - zippy
Some good guesses!

Found out. She's booked an eye-brow tattoo session - I had no idea that they were so expensive!
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New Fri 7 Jun 24 13:53 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - VxFan
>> Found out. She's booked an eye-brow tattoo session - I had no idea that they
>> were so expensive!

A marker pen is far cheaper, and can be removed easily.
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New Fri 7 Jun 24 13:58 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - Zero
>> Some good guesses!
>>
>> Found out. She's booked an eye-brow tattoo session - I had no idea that they
>> were so expensive!

Got bad news for you, she has also booked you a back crack and sack..........
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New Fri 7 Jun 24 17:58 
 I am worried: steak & chips for tea - what's wrong - zippy
>> Got bad news for you, she has also booked you a back crack and sack..........
>>

That'll never happen!
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