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Thread Author: Duncan Replies: 32

 Car Drives on Esher Station - Duncan
I am surprised that henry K missed this!

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Last edited by: Duncan on Tue 5 Oct 10 at 23:23
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Bellboy
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 Car Drives on Esher Station - henry k
It is reported:-
Due to the narrowness of the footpath, the driver was unable to manoeuvre a three point-turn in his dark blue saloon and was forced to drive all the way to the London-bound platform.

"An 80-year-old man from Guildford was arrested and reported for dangerous driving."

South West Trains added: "We were amazed. Luckily no one was injured."

Perhaps the elderly chap had always dreamed of becoming a train driver...



I was in Oxford on Sunday at that time so not aware of this. I note It was not an Esher resident :-). It seems that it tookat least four hours to sort it out- just not good enough me thinks :-(


 Car Drives on Esher Station - hobby
Please please tell me... why don't these idiots just stop when they get themselves in a mess... surely thats the logical thing to do?!!
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Tooslow
The answer is in your question H. Idiot / logical.

John
 Car Drives on Esher Station - sherlock47
While I know that this is the daily wail - did he really drive 75 yards on the platform?

Or 75 yards on a footpath to the platform?

Local knowledge should give the answer.
 Car Drives on Esher Station - hobby
>> While I know that this is the daily wail - did he really drive 75
>> yards on the platform?

Looking at Google he appears to be on the platform with just the small waiting shelter, that shelter appears to be on top of a bridge over a road... so I reckon 75yds is on the platform... though lord knows where he came from to get onto it in the first place...

I can just see passengers' reaction if I gave them that one as an excuse for a delay!!
 Car Drives on Esher Station - spamcan61
>> While I know that this is the daily wail - did he really drive 75
>> yards on the platform?
>>
>> Or 75 yards on a footpath to the platform?
>>
>> Local knowledge should give the answer.
>>

Judging by this thread it seems that the 75 yards was indeed on a footpath not the platform:-

groups.google.com/group/uk.railway/browse_thread/thread/a94bfacd3545bf75/1fb5e46e5fa0f90b?lnk=raot#1fb5e46e5fa0f90b

So it appears the mail headline is 100% wrong.
Last edited by: spamcan61 on Wed 6 Oct 10 at 20:22
 Car Drives on Esher Station - spamcan61

>>
>> So it appears the mail headline is 100% wrong.
>>

Or not, depending on what hypothesis turns out to be correct.
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Cliff Pope
>> Please please tell me... why don't these idiots just stop when they get themselves in
>> a mess... surely thats the logical thing to do?!!
>>


I think it is because a high proportion of drivers are incapable of reversing, so they always press on, hoping that there will be a way out.
Then when the path gets narrower, they remember that they don't know how to 3-point turn either, so they go on further.
The one thing no one of any age ever does nowadays is get out and investigate on foot.
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Bellboy

>> I think it is because a high proportion of drivers are incapable of reversing, so
>> they always press on, hoping that there will be a way out.
>> Then when the path gets narrower, they remember that they don't know how to 3-point
>> turn either, so they go on further.
>> The one thing no one of any age ever does nowadays is get out and
>> investigate on foot.
>>

i thought you were reading tony blairs memorandum then............
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Tooslow
Don't be silly, no one has bought it.

John
 Car Drives on Esher Station - sherlock47
>> I think it is because a high proportion of drivers are incapable of reversing, so
>> they always press on, hoping that there will be a way out.

I would suggest that many of us have 'pressed on' when in hind sight it would have been wiser to stop and take stock. Country lanes becoming 'greener', the snow getting deeper, or just lost.

Somebody has suggested why did he not get out and walk to survey, well if it was a footpath it was probably too narrow to open the doors!


I can vividly remember a french village - a circulade- where the steets got narrower and we were hoping for a turning point. In the end it was a tortuous 200m reverse. ( I was not the driver just a passenger).
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Duncan
>>>> I was in Oxford on Sunday at that time so not aware of this. I>>


Excuses, excuses.
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Duncan
I will put my Miss Marple hat on and go to the scene of crime and report back.
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Bellboy
is it a con spire iricy?
 Car Drives on Esher Station - spamcan61
Looking at Google Streetview and aerial views it does look like you may be able to access the platform without too much difficulty from the East end of the station.
 Car Drives on Esher Station - hobby
I thought he's on the far platform, not the one with the main station building, I can't see any entrances on that side because of the tree covering... or do you think he's on the side with the car park?
 Car Drives on Esher Station - spamcan61
I thought he was on the side with the car park but must admit I didn't double check against the photo in the Mail so maybe I'm talking rubbish.
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Tooslow
Or he came onto the platform at speed, leapt the gap and spun it around on the hand-brake?

John
 Car Drives on Esher Station - henry k
Some more info in the local press but not on line so I will type it up later.
 Car Drives on Esher Station - henry k
The additional bits of info from the Surrey Comet local newspaper.

The pensioner turned off Lower Green Road and drove down the footpath that leads from SandownPark Race course to the station. Due to the narrowness of the path he could not carry out a three point turn and was forced to squeeze his Saab all the way to the London- bound platform.

It took a recovery vehicle one and a half hours to remove the car.
The car recovery team got the car off the platform by repeating the same journey backwards.

" We basically did an eight point turn and then drove it back along the platform. through the tunnel and pathway again. when the car went through the tunnel there was less than an inch room on each side."

So one aspect of the old guys driving was that he got the width right :-)
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Duncan
Being of an inquisitive disposition and also living fairly locally, I decided to have a look at the scene of the crime.

So I donned my Miss Marple brogues, my Sherlock Holmes deerstalker and with Monsieur Captain Hastings at my side, orf I went.

There is a fairly wide tarmacked footpath leading off lower Green Road, ascending steadily toward the 'down' platforn. Near the top of the footpath there is a tunnel which passes beneath the railway tracks. the driver coul probably have done a three point turn at this point.

He turned left into the foot tunnel - a very tight fit - and another tight right turn would have brought him onto the 'up' platformn. One can only assume that the poor fella was looking for some exit or turning point. I think the old boy must have been seriously in panic mode by then.


>> >> " We basically did an eight point turn and >>

Note for pedants.

It is not possible to do an eight point turn. Turns using forward and reverse gears where the object is to reverse the direction of the vehicle must be an odd number.

Thanks for writing that up, henry K, I saw the report in the local free rag, but didn't have the energy to write it up.
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Tooslow
We have all missed an important point. The old fella did this WITHOUT the aid of sat nav. He dug his own hole without any assistance. Good for him! :-)

John
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Cliff Pope
I've just misread the thread title as a tourist promotion, like
"Car drives in the Lake District" or "Motoring in the Pyrenees".
 Car Drives on Esher Station - sherlock47
>>>Note for pedants. Turns using forward and reverse gears where the object is to reverse the direction of the vehicle must be an odd number.<<<<<



Are you sure? Surely a 3 point turn is strictly a misnomer when done on the fly. Shouldn't it be called a 2 point turn?
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Duncan
>> >>>Note for pedants. .<<<<<
>>
>>
>> Are you sure? >>

That is the best thing about pedantry. It is so often open to debate or contradiction.

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 Car Drives on Esher Station - swiss tony
>> >>>Note for pedants. Turns using forward and reverse gears where the object is to reverse
>> the direction of the vehicle must be an odd number.<<<<<
>
>> Are you sure? Surely a 3 point turn is strictly a misnomer when done on
>> the fly. Shouldn't it be called a 2 point turn?
>>
I thought that as well.
So I tried it using a pen and paper.... it does end up as an odd number.
then thinking about it - it has to be...

you are travelling forward;
you reverse
you then continue forwards.

the other option is a handbrake turn.

not easy if you have an electric handbrake....
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Duncan
>> >> not easy if you have an electric handbrake....
>>
>>

Or are perched on a railway station platform..................
 Car Drives on Esher Station - sherlock47

you are travelling forward;x
you reverse x
you then continue forwards.

I still think that, that is 2 points ie the points x at which you change direction!


but I do accept that 99.99% of the UK population would (erroneously) call it a 3 point turn.

However a hand brake turn raises interesting questions, or is it just a special case of f a U turn.


IIRC driving tests require you to turn the car round in the road using forward and reverse gears when starting from a stationary position.
 Car Drives on Esher Station - Duncan


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_in_the_road
 Car Drives on Esher Station - BiggerBadderDave
"I still think that, that is 2 points ie the points x at which you change direction!"

That's right. You can't include the point in the direction from where you came or where you are headed, otherwise simply driving down the street could be classified as a one-point turn.
 Car Drives on Esher Station - BiggerBadderDave
"turn the car round in the road using forward and reverse gears"

Of course, strictly speaking, one turns the car round in the road using the steering wheel.
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