Ah, Tetley's.
In the nearest town to us in Yorkshire we had a character called Tetley-Tony. One Saturday a group of us had been on an all day pub crawl for some reason and ended up at our Rugby Club. Tetley was there and at last orders he said
"Bell's gone. You lot not 'avin another?"
"No, we've had enough, we've been at it since lunchtime. What time did you come out?"
"Tuesday" says he.
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