2 men from Glasgow decided to have a night out in Paisley, only 12 miles away.
After quite a few drinks they managed to miss the last bus.
One of them had driven a bus before so they decided to steal a bus!
One was the lookout at the bus depot and the other went in to steal bus.
20+ mins passed, there were engines starting, alarms going off and eventually a bus made it to the street.
"What the f**k have you been doing?"
"Getting a bus"
That was nearly 30 minutes!
"The Glasgow bus was at the very back and I had to move the others out of the way"
I'll get my coat!
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