Barry's "last joke" was on the wireless this morning.
Husband and wife waiting at a bus stop. Wife (to husband) "I'm sure that's the Archbishop of Canterbury waiting at the bus stop opposite. Go and ask him if it's him"
The husband crosses the road to ask the man if he is indeed the Archbishop of Canterbury.
The husband then crosses back to his wife who asks 'What did he say? Is he the Archbishop of Canterbury?'
"He said 'f**k off' "says the husband.
"Oh no," replied the wife, "Now we'll never know".
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