Non-motoring > Spoons Clientele	Miscellaneous
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New Sun 9 Jan 22 22:54   Spoons Clientele - Zero

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-59930602 Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 00:02   Spoons Clientele - smokie

I wonder what the victim smells like? Still, it wouldn't happen in any other pub eh? :-) Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 00:22   Spoons Clientele - zippy

>> >> Still, it wouldn't happen in any other pub eh? :-) >> When I just started secondary school one of my classmate's (who is still a mate) older brother was the doorman at a town centre pub. Some git, who has never been found, put a flick-knife in and finished him. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 00:36   Spoons Clientele - R.P.

There was a bit of a fuss about opening this place and granting a licence - wonder whether this incident is enough to close it down. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 08:58   Spoons Clientele - Zero

>> Some git, who has never been found, put a flick-knife in and finished him. Zippy, anyone who knows you is likely to cark it, surprised we are still all here. Last edited by: VxFan on Mon 10 Jan 22 at 10:21 Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 10:28   Spoons Clientele - zippy

You are all a figment of my imagination and when I croak, you will cease to exist! :-) Last edited by: VxFan on Mon 10 Jan 22 at 13:12 Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 10:49   Spoons Clientele - R.P.

You are all a figment of my imagination and when I croak, you will cease to exist! :-) Take care zippy, I need a holiday in May. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 06:26   Spoons Clientele - Duncan

>> I wonder what the victim smells like? >> Please try to get it right. www.simpleenglishvideos.com/my-dog-has-no-nose-joke/ Could have happened to anybody/I expect he was provoked. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 08:47   Spoons Clientele - tyrednemotional

>>I expect he was provoked.... >> ...thought he was being nosey....? Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 08:58   Spoons Clientele - Zero

Bit off more than he could chew? Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 10:01   Spoons Clientele - Kevin

Wonder what the perp will get when he's up in front of the beak. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 11:52   Spoons Clientele - tyrednemotional

...let's hope it's a sentence not to be sniffed at... Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 11:58   Spoons Clientele - Zero

Snot funny guys Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 12:44   Spoons Clientele - Fullchat

I had more of this image in my mind youtu.be/3E04qPHOJ-g Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 15:39   Spoons Clientele - henry k

>> I had more of this image in my mind >> >> youtu.be/3E04qPHOJ-g > Does not work for me and my old phone. Says "Check your Nokia 7 plus." or PAY for a message Another great design improvement. Another step in forcing me to upgrade to a "smart phone " Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 16:01   Spoons Clientele - Zero

> >> Another great design improvement. >> Another step in forcing me to upgrade to a "smart phone " which you need to doo smart stuff. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 16:08   Spoons Clientele - henry k

>> which you need to doo smart stuff. >> I was not aware that spoons was smart stuff. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 16:11   Spoons Clientele - Zero

True Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 16:25   Spoons Clientele - Duncan

>> I had more of this image in my mind >> >> youtu.be/3E04qPHOJ-g >> And the worst thing about that video? . . . . . People who refuse to hold their phones in landscape mode when shooting videos! An interesting clip of great intellectual and cultural all shot in portrait mode!! Hanging's too good for them. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 16:35   Spoons Clientele - Bromptonaut

>> And the worst thing about that video? >> People who refuse to hold their phones in landscape mode when shooting videos! That grinds my gears too; particularly when the subject is an aircraft. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 17:23   Spoons Clientele - Zero

>> An interesting clip of great intellectual and cultural all shot in portrait mode!! You know what gets my goat? Grammar pedants who then produce tortuous sentences like that above. >> Hanging's too good for them. Indeed. Reply to this message | Report message

New Mon 10 Jan 22 15:24   Spoons Clientele - Ted

" My dog has no nose " " Oh, how does he determine aromas ? " " Er." Ted Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 15 Jan 22 15:19   Spoons Clientele - tyrednemotional

Next time anyone's in Central London, I'd recommend the Downing Street branch of 'Spoons. It's a "happening" sort of place with a lively clientele, extended opening hours, and apparently has a decent beer-garden too. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 15 Jan 22 21:31   Spoons Clientele - VxFan

>> Next time anyone's in Central London, I'd recommend the Downing Street branch of 'Spoons. Found it. i.ibb.co/DYZmqCR/10-d-street.png Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jan 22 11:06   Spoons Clientele - Lygonos

>>Found it. >>i.ibb.co/DYZmqCR/10-d-street.png www.eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/conservativepartydance.gif Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 15 Jan 22 21:42   Spoons Clientele - Duncan

. Last edited by: Duncan on Sat 15 Jan 22 at 21:43 Reply to this message | Report message

New Sat 15 Jan 22 22:10   Spoons Clientele - tyrednemotional

...s'aright Duncan, the picture was taken just before you went in.... Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jan 22 01:03   Spoons Clientele - Fullchat

He's not got back from the toilets yet :) Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jan 22 06:24   Spoons Clientele - Duncan

Yesterday evening, I composed and posted a very nice paragraph about the Wetherspoons branch a bit further along Whitehall - on the left before you get to Trafalgar Square, next door to the Whitehall Theatre - home of the Whitehall Farces - oh the irony! And then I discovered that that branch of 'Spoons was now permanently closed! Irony on irony. In my panic I deleted the post, but the software doesn't allow a complete deletion, so I left a full stop. O.K. mock away. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jan 22 10:05   Spoons Clientele - smokie

I've been to the Whitehall one, wasn't bad at all! Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jan 22 13:55   Spoons Clientele - bathtub tom

>> I've been to the Whitehall one, wasn't bad at all! Me too, a useful meeting place, but always been rammed when I've been there. Fascinated by the tunnels downstairs. Been in a building opposite that had the same tunnels - told they were napoleonic. That building had VERY tight security! Helped out a french family who were a little bemused at having to go to the bar and order, they were expecting staff to come to them. Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jan 22 17:18   Spoons Clientele - Duncan

>> >> Helped out a french family who were a little bemused at having to go to >> the bar and order, they were expecting staff to come to them. >> Don't you have to go to the bar and order in all pubs? (Pre-Covid) Any road, if they used the Wetherspoons app, staff would come to them. www.jdwetherspoon.com/pubs/order-and-pay-app Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jan 22 17:49   Spoons Clientele - Zero

>> Don't you have to go to the bar and order in all pubs? (Pre-Covid) In Duncan Class pubs, yes. Some of us in Surrey however go to pubs where we have table service. Last edited by: VxFan on Mon 17 Jan 22 at 02:48 Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jan 22 17:54   Spoons Clientele - Duncan

>> In Duncan Class pubs, yes. Some of us in Surrey however go to pubs where >> we have table service. >> Which PUBS in surrey were doing table service, pre-covid? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jan 22 18:13   Spoons Clientele - Zero

The Jovial Sailor in Woodham, the Victoria in Woodham, the Pheasant in Betchworth, The Drumming Snipe in Mayford, The Old Plough in Cobham, Did you want me to go on? Reply to this message | Report message

New Sun 16 Jan 22 07:38   Spoons Clientele - tyrednemotional

>>He's not got back from the toilets yet :) He'd better not hang about for long. The way things are going, he'll be the only person left, and he'll be asked to form the next Government..... (Z will probably be first against the wall). ;-) Last edited by: tyrednemotional on Sun 16 Jan 22 at 07:39 Reply to this message | Report message