"For no good reason that phrase annoys me."
Mine is 'Arguably'. Any estate agent spiel that starts with 'Arguably' deserves a serious kicking.
And 'put their own stamp on it'. Just say what it is. A skank-hole that needs renovating.
Floor plans with metric dimensions please. It's not just fuddy duddy old men buying properties. And dimensions on the garages too please, because some fuddy duddy men are.
And stretching photos to make it look like a driveway when it's clearly a footpath. Smack them. Taking photos from 6 inches up from the ground at the start of the driveway to make it seem you'd get 4 cars on there when in reality a Fiesta would hardly fit. Smack them again.
And you know those people who convert a garage but keep the garage door and have a bit of storage there for spades and a lawnmower? That's up to them, but if estate agents still refer them to as 'garages' they should be smacked around, tied up and left in there. It's a cupboard stuck on the front of the house. Nothing more.
Deception, misrepresentation and bullsheeting.
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