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>> He could, on command, recognisably fart the opening line to the national anthem, in tune
>> and at any time. We postulated that it was indeed of an Olympian standard and
>> that were it to be included, he was an almost certain gold medalist.
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It only counts if you light them.
Incidently, Georgie Fame's backing band, The Blue Flames, got there name because they were sitting in the back of the van one day while waiting for a gig when they started lighting their farts. Because it was a very cold day the flames they produced were blue so they changed their name because they liked it.
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