Receiving text messages when 'phone is turned off - smokie
Phone is a misnomer for me really. My portable device is a still and video camera, satnav, internet device, gaming machine, remote control, messaging device, a book, a TV, radio, music and video player.
But that's a bit of a mouthful so I call it my phone.
However it's used maybe four times a week as a phone, and three of those are incoming scam calls!! :-)