There's a whole load of Coleman(Walker)balls in today's Telegraph:
"There's nothing wrong with the car except it's on fire."
"Unless I'm very much mistaken. I am very much mistaken!"
"And now excuse me while I interrupt myself!"
"It's a sad ending, albeit a happy one, here at Montreal for today's Grand Prix."
"Two laps to go, then the action will begin. Unless this is the action, which it is."
"I'm ready to stop my startwatch."
Murray Walker: "There's a firey glow coming from the back of the Ferrari!" James Hunt: "No Murray, that's his rear safety light."
"Andrea de Cesaris, the man who has won more Grand Prix than anyone else without actually winning one."
"Do my eyes deceive me or is Senna's car sounding a bit rough?"
"And the first five places are filled with five different cars."
"The battle is well and truly on if it wasn't on before, and it certainly was."
"The young Ralf Schumacher has been upstaged by teenager Jenson Button, who is 20."
"The first four cars are both on the same tyres."
"I imagine that the conditions in those cars today are totally unimaginable."
"Tambay's hopes, which were absolutely nil before, are absolutely zero now."
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