Motoring Discussion > Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? Miscellaneous
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 00:52 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - SteelSpark
The Smoking Gun's mug shots of the week, are usually good for a bit of entertainment. This week, they have a fan of Ford Motor Company

www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0305102mugs7.html

If you absolutely had to have the name of a car maker tattooed on yourself, which one would it be? (yeah I know, possibly the most inane question in the whole history of the internet, but I can't go to bed yet, and I'm bored)
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 07:04 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - MD
Do try and get some sleep SS. Night night.
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 09:04 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - Dog
Well, it certainly wouldn't be Hummer, THAT'S for sure ... If I HAD to have one, I could probably live with Infinity.
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 09:41 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - Zero
Zonda

clearly this is the year of the Zed

(or Zee for our american folk)
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 09:51 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - zookeeper
my mates had a bar code tatooed on the nape of his neck a la " hitman" thank god he doesnt drive.... i suggested one for his forehead but i dont think the tatooist would ablige
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 11:34 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - Runfer D'Hills
I do so hope it's a replica of a B&Q barcode which when scanned reads - "Two short planks" .......
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 11:52 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - tyro
"If you absolutely had to have the name of a car maker tattooed on yourself . . ."

What's the alternative? Beheading?
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 12:28 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - SteelSpark
>> "If you absolutely had to have the name of a car maker tattooed on yourself
>> . . ."
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>> What's the alternative? Beheading?

Er...I hadn't really given it a huge amount of thought tyro but, yeah, sure beheading is the alternative...
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 12:53 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - Iffy
As a direct alternative to the guillotine, it would have to be AC - for obvious reasons.

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New Sat 6 Mar 10 13:24 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - tyro
I really, really, don't like tattoos. But if it is that or the guillotine, I supposed I'd go for it. It would be easier if my wife's initials were BMW or TVR, or her name was Mercedes or Mine, but no such luck.

After reflection, I think that "Jensen" would be the least bad alternative.
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 13:34 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - Runfer D'Hills
I''ll probably get sent off again for this but here goes...

Reminds me of the lady who goes into a tattoo parlour asking for tattoos on her backside. She wants a butterfly on each cheek. Tattoo guy says he's not very good at butterflies but he's really good at bees. "OK then" she says "I'll have a bee on each cheek instead."

Later that night she shows her husband the new artwork and asks him what he thinks. He says "who the devil is Bob ?!"
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 13:37 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - Iffy
...I''ll probably get sent off again for this but here goes...

Only if anyone can understand it, which I'm not sure I do, or want to.

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New Sat 6 Mar 10 13:49 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - Robin O'Reliant
>> Only if anyone can understand it which I'm not sure I do or want to.
>>
I understand it, but I like it here so I won't explain it to you.
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 13:51 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - Dog
>>>Only if anyone can understand it, which I'm not sure I do, or want to.<<<

Hahaha! I *really* had to think about that one - you are awful :)
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 14:24 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - Zero
LOL

Good job the old joke of Ludo tattooed on a guys willy didnt come up.
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 16:22 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - Armel Coussine
My sister, a doctor, once described a splendid tattoo she had seen of a hunt in full cry curving down across a man's back, hounds to the fore baying across one buttock and the fox going to ground in the obvious place, just its tail and back legs showing.

I don't have any tattoos although the young go in for them. I will only get one now if the government insists.
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 16:40 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - Ted
Might be handy now for me to have my name somewhere.......just in case I forget.

Ted
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 16:46 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - Ted
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8
Tattoo fun !

Ted
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New Sat 6 Mar 10 18:01 
 Which make of car would you have tattooed on you? - Runfer D'Hills
I've never had a tattoo. I don't object to them but the notion has never appealed to me. However, if I can ever afford to retire I could see the attraction of having a pair of black socks tattooed onto my feet. Not only would it obviate the need to find a matching pair but as one's suppleness and mobility becomes more constrained it could be quite a convenience.
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