Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. Here are this year's winning submissions:
... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
... The batteries were given out free of charge.
... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
... A will is a dead giveaway.
... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
... A boiled egg is hard to beat.
... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
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I think Wallis Simpson might have been one. She told Edward VIII "You can't abdicate and eat it".
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How would a vet treat a deer that was blind? No idea.
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What do you call a blind deer that has been shot? Still no idea.
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You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes, no ears, no legs, that can be found every day after dark on a coral reef?
Still deaf and nightly no eye deer atolll.
(Still definitely no idea at all)
Last edited by: No FM2R on Sat 5 Sep 20 at 17:38
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If you have to explain it its key rap
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To forget your ex wife, eraser.
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>> If you have to explain it its key rap
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Of course it's rubbish. Surely everybody realises that?
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>> What do you call a blind deer that has been shot? Still no idea.
What do you call a celibate, blind deer that has been shot? Still no e***** idea.
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A bomb fell onto a kitchen floor in Corsica resulting in Linoleum Blownapart.
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The baker had smelly hands as he was kneading a poo.
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For lexophiles - Manatee
