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Thread Author: Bromptonaut Replies: 26

 Things You Mishear - Bromptonaut
Who is this boxer called Beyonce?
 Things You Mishear - No FM2R
Sorry, I can't work it out.

I keep returning to this thread and saying it out loud and still don't get it.

Unless you mean "Tyson Fury", but that's kind of a leap.

A clue please?
 Things You Mishear - Robin O'Reliant
Oh come on FM2R, it's so obvious.
 Things You Mishear - No FM2R
[sulk]
 Things You Mishear - Zero
Clue . Who was the other one?


Hellava brutal fight it were too.
Last edited by: Zero on Tue 25 Feb 20 at 14:50
 Things You Mishear - No FM2R
Ohhhhhhhhhh. Deontay.

Doh.
 Things You Mishear - BiggerBadderDave
I always thought it was his stage name.

He really was born Tyson Fury.
 Things You Mishear - Bromptonaut
>> [sulk]

I kept catching it during the run up to first match and thinking what.....

Eventually saw it written down.

Last edited by: Bromptonaut on Tue 25 Feb 20 at 15:47
 Things You Mishear - Bromptonaut
If I hear it then it will be on the 07:30 sports round up on the Today programme as I drive into work.

MAybe the presenter has the empharrsis on the wrong syllarrble....
 Things You Mishear - Bromptonaut
Another today Minister for Health Edward Elgar - actually Argar.
 Things You Mishear - R.P.
Being not of a certain age I seem to remember a cartoon character called Useless Eustace...
 Things You Mishear - Bromptonaut
>> Being not of a certain age I seem to remember a cartoon character called Useless
>> Eustace...

Was the Beezer or The Topper?
 Things You Mishear - No FM2R
Was it? I thought it was a newspaper one?
 Things You Mishear - Bromptonaut
>> Was it? I thought it was a newspaper one?

You're right. Mirror. I was confusing with some character from a sixties children's comic.
 Things You Mishear - legacylad
Michael Jackson’s ‘Billie Jean’...one of the lyrics is “the kid is not my son”.

I always think he’s singing “the chimps not my son”

And why does KT Tunstall sing about Leigh - on - Sea ?
 Things You Mishear - No FM2R
Madonna - La Isla Bonita

"Young girl with eyes like potatoes"

You have to listen to it, but be aware, you'll never be able to unhear it.
 Things You Mishear - Zero
>> Madonna - La Isla Bonita
>>
>> "Young girl with eyes like potatoes"
>>
>> You have to listen to it, but be aware, you'll never be able to unhear
>> it.

Is that the one that starts with "last night I slept with some d ago"?
Last edited by: Zero on Sat 29 Feb 20 at 18:36
 Things You Mishear - zippy
Adele's Rolling in the Deep - I hear "Never eat shredded wheat!"
 Things You Mishear - tyrednemotional
...or Whitney Houston....

.....probably best not to go there..... :-O
 Things You Mishear - Robin O'Reliant
'Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight, take me to the doctors at the break of the day'.
 Things You Mishear - smokie
Anyone remember Mike Read dong the BBC Breakfast show many years back? He did a section of misheard lyrics for a while. My fave was Paul Young "every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"

As per above, always sounds like that to me now...
 Things You Mishear - Lygonos
>>Anyone remember Mike Read dong the BBC Breakfast show

Think I misheard that.
 Things You Mishear - Bromptonaut
Then there was the song by the Police with a chorus about Sue Lawley......
Last edited by: Bromptonaut on Sun 1 Mar 20 at 08:48
 Things You Mishear - bathtub tom
I went to a Nepalese restaurant where a waiter described a dish as: "chicken with penis". SWMBO and some nearby diners heard the same until one pointed out he meant peanuts.
 Things You Mishear - Zero
And we have Shalamar with their disco hit about Ferret Ears.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_3_EdxODcY

Last edited by: Zero on Sun 1 Mar 20 at 09:11
 Things You Mishear - Zero
and of course there is Macy Gray who "blows bubbles when you are not hear"



 Things You Mishear - helicopter
Anyone remember the Desmond Dekker song 'The Israelites',

Sounds like ...

' Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast...Oh Oh me ears are alight'
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