Learn to fly a helicopter
Climb Kilimanjaro
Dive on the Great Barrier Reef
Drive the Pacific coast highway in an open muscle car
Ski at Whistler
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Heh heh !
...oh, and sell my pigging bike rack...
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>> Drive the Pacific coast highway in an open muscle car
Tick
Ish, its planned for October this year. Flights booked and so is the car. A Mustang. Is that muscle enough?
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That would do nicely Z.
On reflection, the thread title should possibly be extended to read....but quite probably won't.....
:-(
Last edited by: Humph D'bout on Wed 1 Sep 10 at 17:03
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one night stand
get shoes to go with my jeans
shoot someone
buy one of those new fangled bike racks that go on the back of the car.....
so if I do (2), I might manage a (1) but then I would need to (3) in case SWMBO found out in which case I would need (4) to take my treasured bike when kicked out the house.........
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Lily Allen
Peaches Geldof
Cheryl Cole
Emma Watson
Karen Gillan
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Ambitious.....you might stand more chance of getting up Kilimanjaro mind.
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>> Ambitious.....you might stand more chance of getting up Kilimanjaro mind.
And at least Ashley Cole hasnt been up Kilamanjaro....
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All too young for me, Robin.
I'll settle for Kim Thompson.
Learn to play the banjo.
Have a month touring Italy on the Honda.
Build an O gauge railway round the garden........too expensive !
Paint better watercolours.
Improve my German. but I think my penfriend, Manfred, has passed away.
And so much,much more.
Ted
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Young Bertie Wooster got into a lot of trouble learning to play the banjolele. Take care!
JH
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Drive an open topped car with a proper V8 engine (along the Pacific coast highway would be good but not essential)
Sharon den Adel
Katie Melua
Drive a full size steam loco ( pacific or larger)
Learn to Ski
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Go back to Florida and ride a Harley around St Augstine and Daytona, Highway 1A - damn should have done it last April...
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Hi Ted. Kim Thompson of the long red hair? Not as nice in real life as on screen I'm afraid - anymore would probably be libellous....
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>> Hi Ted. Kim Thompson of the long red hair? Not as nice in real life
>> as on screen I'm afraid - anymore would probably be libellous....
Very easy on the eye though, for a 50 yr old.
An old man's dream......not even wet !
Ted
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"Kim Thompson"
I've no idea who this bird is, but if you want tasty, mature and long red hair then look no further than Julianne Moore.
Absolutely delicious.
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>> buy one of those new fangled bike racks that go on the back of the
>> car.....
You got a death wish?
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I have seen some of these "celebrities" , believe me, the camera does lie.
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Make a will.
And, . . . er, . . . that's about it, actually.
Well, I suppose I'd quite like to have all the grass in my garden looking tidy at the same time.
:-)
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>> Well, I suppose I'd quite like to have all the grass in my garden looking
>> tidy at the same time.
With a girl dog around, that really is impossible.
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>> Make a will
Did that last month, even though I don't have any assets to speak of. It was free, though, and it should clarify my wishes for my children's welfare should the unthinkable happen.
I'd still like to:
Do the Three Peaks Challenge
See (at least some of) the world, preferably by road
Find a decent woman
Although frankly, I'm not holding out a lot of hope for any of the above.
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1) Move to Cornwall
2) Be the brake man (woman) on the Cresta Run
3) Shoot some rapids in a canoe
4) Open a home for stray animals of all description
5) Own a Scania142 V8 with twin chrome stacks.
Pat
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I know this is a'gonna sound totally off the wall to most but, I have had experience of deep meditation,
mainly TM and Vipassana so I'd quite like to spend 3 months on a meditation retreat in the Himalaya's,
and maybe extend it to 3 years, or more.
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>> I know this is a'gonna sound totally off the wall to most
Yup, we know you are completely off your trolley, but we tolerate you.
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"tolerate" isn't generous enough. It's more enjoying the spice of some English eccentricity.
JH
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Its the way I tell em :-D
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Ok, how about "bathe in the pool of your wierdness"
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1. Move to Devon/Cornwall
2. Have children with my current wife ( hopefully next year )
3. Own a car that I bought purely for myself with no practical considerations ( a Bristol I hope )
4. See a school play that my son is in ( may have to sneak in so his mum doesnt see me )
5. Learn everything I can from my dad before he dies, he is old now but knows so much thats useful!
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>> A Mustang. Is that muscle enough?
Depends on the engine and running gear. Or are they all puffball V6s now?
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You could take up cycling AC. I know where you'd get a bike rack cheaply to fit that PT Cruiser too....
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>> You could take up cycling AC.
I was thinking of learning to play the pipes actually. And shaving ma sporran, tee hee... I've done almost everything else.
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Little known fact but a shaved or "bare-ersed" sporran is usually the preferred style of the haggis stalker. Due in the main to the accepted technique of crawling face down in a flattened position through the heather with the traditional club and net. The hairy standard (beardy-ersed) sporran can impede movement at the critical moment by snagging on gorse. In the worst case scenario this can not only lead to the prey getting away but also to the loss of the hip flask contained therein.
The belly down method has long been favoured due to the relative lack of hunting success and the pleasing side benefit of being suitably placed to grab a short nap when the ratio of whisky tots to stalking hours elapsed is inadvertantly exceeded.
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1) Take up smoking. Cigars prefferably.
2) Get a tattoo
3) Try class A drugs
4) Drive at as fast as possible triggering every speed camera I could between London and Glasgow.
5) Shag a female "celebrity", between 40 and 60.
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>> 5) Shag a female "celebrity", between 40 and 60
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times ?
J
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Oh Humph - you don't play the bagpipes do you? The definition of a Scottish gentleman is that he can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
A year or two ago at the church where I'm organist, a wedding couple came to see me to arrange their music, and the bride said 'We're having a piper - where do you think he should stand?' I said 'What about Basingstoke?' (about 15 miles away).
Finding this not very sympathetic, they asked the same question of the vicar, who said 'Try Slough' (15 miles the other way).
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Where were you on the "Bind us together Lord" thread, Avant.
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Missed it for some reason, but I've resurrected it now, not least so as to wish the Badwolves well. Thanks for mentioning it.
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