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Thread Author: Runfer D'Hills Replies: 37

 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Runfer D'Hills
Learn to fly a helicopter

Climb Kilimanjaro

Dive on the Great Barrier Reef

Drive the Pacific coast highway in an open muscle car

Ski at Whistler
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Tooslow
You got a death wish?

JH
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Runfer D'Hills
Heh heh !

...oh, and sell my pigging bike rack...
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Zero
>> Drive the Pacific coast highway in an open muscle car

Tick

Ish, its planned for October this year. Flights booked and so is the car. A Mustang. Is that muscle enough?
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Runfer D'Hills
That would do nicely Z.


On reflection, the thread title should possibly be extended to read....but quite probably won't.....

:-(
Last edited by: Humph D'bout on Wed 1 Sep 10 at 17:03
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - BobbyG
one night stand
get shoes to go with my jeans
shoot someone
buy one of those new fangled bike racks that go on the back of the car.....

so if I do (2), I might manage a (1) but then I would need to (3) in case SWMBO found out in which case I would need (4) to take my treasured bike when kicked out the house.........
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Robin O'Reliant
Lily Allen
Peaches Geldof
Cheryl Cole
Emma Watson
Karen Gillan
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Runfer D'Hills
Ambitious.....you might stand more chance of getting up Kilimanjaro mind.
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Zero
>> Ambitious.....you might stand more chance of getting up Kilimanjaro mind.

And at least Ashley Cole hasnt been up Kilamanjaro....
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Ted

All too young for me, Robin.
I'll settle for Kim Thompson.

Learn to play the banjo.
Have a month touring Italy on the Honda.
Build an O gauge railway round the garden........too expensive !
Paint better watercolours.
Improve my German. but I think my penfriend, Manfred, has passed away.

And so much,much more.

Ted
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Tooslow
Young Bertie Wooster got into a lot of trouble learning to play the banjolele. Take care!

JH
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - spamcan61
Drive an open topped car with a proper V8 engine (along the Pacific coast highway would be good but not essential)
Sharon den Adel
Katie Melua
Drive a full size steam loco ( pacific or larger)
Learn to Ski
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - R.P.
Go back to Florida and ride a Harley around St Augstine and Daytona, Highway 1A - damn should have done it last April...
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Alastairw
Hi Ted. Kim Thompson of the long red hair? Not as nice in real life as on screen I'm afraid - anymore would probably be libellous....
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Ted
>> Hi Ted. Kim Thompson of the long red hair? Not as nice in real life
>> as on screen I'm afraid - anymore would probably be libellous....

Very easy on the eye though, for a 50 yr old.
An old man's dream......not even wet !

Ted
>>
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - BiggerBadderDave
"Kim Thompson"

I've no idea who this bird is, but if you want tasty, mature and long red hair then look no further than Julianne Moore.

Absolutely delicious.
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - rtj70
Ted was referring to the actress from Emmerdale:

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 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - corax
>> buy one of those new fangled bike racks that go on the back of the
>> car.....

You got a death wish?
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Old Navy
I have seen some of these "celebrities" , believe me, the camera does lie.
Last edited by: Old Navy on Wed 1 Sep 10 at 19:30
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - tyro
Make a will.

And, . . . er, . . . that's about it, actually.

Well, I suppose I'd quite like to have all the grass in my garden looking tidy at the same time.

:-)
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Zero
>> Well, I suppose I'd quite like to have all the grass in my garden looking
>> tidy at the same time.

With a girl dog around, that really is impossible.
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Dave_
>> Make a will

Did that last month, even though I don't have any assets to speak of. It was free, though, and it should clarify my wishes for my children's welfare should the unthinkable happen.

I'd still like to:

Do the Three Peaks Challenge

See (at least some of) the world, preferably by road

Find a decent woman


Although frankly, I'm not holding out a lot of hope for any of the above.
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Pat
1) Move to Cornwall
2) Be the brake man (woman) on the Cresta Run
3) Shoot some rapids in a canoe
4) Open a home for stray animals of all description
5) Own a Scania142 V8 with twin chrome stacks.

Pat
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Dog
I know this is a'gonna sound totally off the wall to most but, I have had experience of deep meditation,
mainly TM and Vipassana so I'd quite like to spend 3 months on a meditation retreat in the Himalaya's,
and maybe extend it to 3 years, or more.
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Zero
>> I know this is a'gonna sound totally off the wall to most

Yup, we know you are completely off your trolley, but we tolerate you.
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Tooslow
"tolerate" isn't generous enough. It's more enjoying the spice of some English eccentricity.

JH
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Dog
Its the way I tell em :-D
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Zero
Ok, how about "bathe in the pool of your wierdness"
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Stuu
1. Move to Devon/Cornwall
2. Have children with my current wife ( hopefully next year )
3. Own a car that I bought purely for myself with no practical considerations ( a Bristol I hope )
4. See a school play that my son is in ( may have to sneak in so his mum doesnt see me )
5. Learn everything I can from my dad before he dies, he is old now but knows so much thats useful!
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Armel Coussine
>> A Mustang. Is that muscle enough?

Depends on the engine and running gear. Or are they all puffball V6s now?
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Runfer D'Hills
You could take up cycling AC. I know where you'd get a bike rack cheaply to fit that PT Cruiser too....
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Armel Coussine

>> You could take up cycling AC.

I was thinking of learning to play the pipes actually. And shaving ma sporran, tee hee... I've done almost everything else.
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Runfer D'Hills
Little known fact but a shaved or "bare-ersed" sporran is usually the preferred style of the haggis stalker. Due in the main to the accepted technique of crawling face down in a flattened position through the heather with the traditional club and net. The hairy standard (beardy-ersed) sporran can impede movement at the critical moment by snagging on gorse. In the worst case scenario this can not only lead to the prey getting away but also to the loss of the hip flask contained therein.

The belly down method has long been favoured due to the relative lack of hunting success and the pleasing side benefit of being suitably placed to grab a short nap when the ratio of whisky tots to stalking hours elapsed is inadvertantly exceeded.
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Cpt. Flack
1) Take up smoking. Cigars prefferably.
2) Get a tattoo
3) Try class A drugs
4) Drive at as fast as possible triggering every speed camera I could between London and Glasgow.
5) Shag a female "celebrity", between 40 and 60.
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Jacks

>> 5) Shag a female "celebrity", between 40 and 60
>>
times ?

J
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Avant
Oh Humph - you don't play the bagpipes do you? The definition of a Scottish gentleman is that he can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

A year or two ago at the church where I'm organist, a wedding couple came to see me to arrange their music, and the bride said 'We're having a piper - where do you think he should stand?' I said 'What about Basingstoke?' (about 15 miles away).

Finding this not very sympathetic, they asked the same question of the vicar, who said 'Try Slough' (15 miles the other way).

 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Mapmaker
Where were you on the "Bind us together Lord" thread, Avant.
 Five things I'd like to do before it's too late... - Avant
Missed it for some reason, but I've resurrected it now, not least so as to wish the Badwolves well. Thanks for mentioning it.
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