NOw you listen to me Dave you big bad bully
I am in 50% ( that means I can walk and breathe and feed myself without too much dribbling) peak physical and mental condition, My cholesterol, blood pressure and body fat index are all on the high side of high, I have had, and continue to have, senior moments everywhere, not just behind the wheel, I have rage in an angst manner daily, not just on the road, exceed limits, lack concentration, use my mobile, lean on my horn like a mental crutch and weapon, park on double lines, cant even get close enough to the curb to curb an alloy, get parking tickets, make wrong turns when instructed by my sat nav (which in turn makes my concentration worse), drive with blown bulbs, jump red lights (let alone amber) and counteless number of deviant and bad habits you could not even begin to contemplate.
Plus I can write longer sentences with more commas than you could ever hope to meet.
I still reserve the right to be sanctimonious, pious, self righteous and crow noisily from my glass house in a pompus manner.
Last edited by: Zero on Fri 5 Mar 10 at 09:55
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