Because, Focus, I don't own a bike! And I intend to keep it that way. Exercise is to me what Christmas is to a turkey.
I'm only a gym member as both myself and Mrs B-to-be received six months' free membership to the gym in the hotel where we're having our wedding. Believe me, I certainly wouldn't pay to join a gym! I can't abide it and, whilst I know that it would certainly do me good, I just can't summon up any enthusiasm for it. At all.
It doesn't help that the male changing rooms are communal so invariably the first thing that I see when I walk in there is another man's todger. Not my idea of fun.
We've not been for quite a while for one reason or another and Mrs B-to-be has been muttering darkly about going back soon. Can't wait.... :-)
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