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Thread Author: bathtub tom Replies: 12

 Making more use of motorways - bathtub tom
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 Making more use of motorways - Armel Coussine
The back windows of our gaff in the Grove looked onto a length of elevated motorway about half a mile away between two skyscrapers. It was the ever-awake M4/M40 though, cars going whoosh whoosh whoosh all day and all night.

You got used to it in the end. Now I often wake up wondering what's happened to it, nothing but owls and nightingales here, to whit to woo, shriek!, warble warble. Damned inhuman non-techno clamour...
 Making more use of motorways - Armel Coussine
>> Damned inhuman non-techno clamour...

To revert to the OP though, you wouldn't want to be right on top of a motorway however well insulated the gaff was, however triple-glazed and cavity walled and so on. You'd feel it in your bones, through your feet, day and night, the muted bonk of huge slabs of prefab road wobbling in their sockets.

Cubitts Fitzpatrick Keir Christiani and Nielsen owe me many a night of undisturbed kip.
 Making more use of motorways - ....
Anyone else get redirected to the forum landing page when clicking on the tinyurl link above?
 Making more use of motorways - mikeyb
Works fine for me
 Making more use of motorways - ....
It's fine on my old Android phone, it's the company Win doze phone that's not working.
 Making more use of motorways - spamcan61
>> It's fine on my old Android phone, it's the company Win doze phone that's not
>> working.
>>

Same here on my Lumia 640, had this happen a couple of times recently.
 Making more use of motorways - Rick O'Shea
LOL bathtub tom! I particularly enjoyed the 'Vauxhall not firing on all cylinders' article in the 'Ask Brenda' section, not for the easily excited though.
 Making more use of motorways - WillDeBeest
Plenty of spare plots on the M4 most evenings, too - well to the west of its A cousin near AC's Grove.

But I prefer eveningharold.com/2015/11/13/homeopathy-fans-starting-to-notice-it-doesnt-do-anything/
Only gets £4m of public money, but even that is £4m too much. Nice to hear of this government planning to cut something worthy of the axe.
 Making more use of motorways - Armel Coussine
I went to a homeopath once or perhaps twice back in the mists of time. It was distinctly weird and didn't work.

Soppy unscientific carp. A bit of 'scientism' though, pass by with nose in air.
 Making more use of motorways - Armel Coussine
Subsequently came up with my shortest-ever verse:

OSTEOPATH

Quack quack

Thump! Crack!


Don't tell me osteo and homo aren't interchangeable. If I interchange them they stay interchanged, awright?

Honestly some people (mumble mumble) ...
 Making more use of motorways - ....
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Not for those of a nervous disposition, contains sweary language on a T-shirt
 Making more use of motorways - CGNorwich
About as scientific as psychoanalysis.
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