Bought a little portable DVD player last week. Mainly to use as a back-up when there's no TV reception in the caravan..
The instruction book gave me a giggle as I trawled through it...
" Do not use the power socket, power line, power adaptor and any battery module which may had already damaged or aged
Do not use the same power source with high power motor electrical over the limited power motor of the wiring board. When the DVD have unusual sound or smell such as splintering and poop , please witch of the power line as soon as possible.
The battery will destroy the environment, please deal with these batteries by legislative decree."
OOer !
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"such as splintering and poop"
That sounds nasty! :-)
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Simple: it means you've displeased the witch of the power line.
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See...sorted in one line by The Beest !
I was somewhat worried that the battery WILL destroy the environment ! Some sort of viral Dr Strangelove scenario ?
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Interpreter wanted - Videodoctor
