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Thread Author: BiggerBadderDave Replies: 12
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New Fri 15 Mar 13 16:47 
 Karma - BiggerBadderDave
I had dealings with a vile, obnoxious, aggressive, threatening, 'richer than you' type of abhorrent old witch. A property developer whom I often saw driving in her new Bentley. Her mother lived three houses up.

The company went t-up up a few years ago and I hadn't seen her for years - until there she was in Lidl. With all the other commoners.

As I was leaving, I scanned around but couldn't see any posh motors (apart from my own, of course). Curiosity got the better of me (and wifey) and we sat there for ten minutes, placing bets about which car was the witch's. Wifey went for the decent 4x4 opposite, I went for newish Superb next to me. We both lost, the crone walked passed, pressed her blipper and the lights flashed on a...






...scruffy, battered, filthy, tatty old Opel Astra.
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New Fri 15 Mar 13 17:13 
 Karma - Fullchat
Sounds like the time to have just walked past her and uttered something along the lines of, "Hello there, is the Bentley in for service?" With a knowing look.

As they say, it all comes to those who wait.
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New Fri 15 Mar 13 17:21 
 Karma - Armel Coussine
Or better still, drive round and block her way, preferably squealing the tyres slightly, lean on the horn, let the window down and bawl: 'Get that piece of crapski out of the damn way, prole!'

Doesn't sound like BBD really though. I suspect he is a pussy cat like me.
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New Fri 15 Mar 13 17:23 
 Karma - Haywain
Maybe, like me, she's seen sense and decided to drive around in an Astra and keep the Bentleys in the bank ;-)
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New Fri 15 Mar 13 17:26 
 Karma - Fursty Ferret
I like karma. I means that I can be obnoxious to people all day long and assume they deserve it.
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New Fri 15 Mar 13 18:02 
 Karma - Stuu
Ex wives are brilliant for karma. Mine spent most of our marriage sleeping around so I wasnt sad to see her go although I always felt a bit sorry for her as she was a natural at doing the most stupid thing possible ( she got fired from one job every 6 months for our entire relationship ).

7 years on she has been cheated on by several long term boyfriends, Canada has kicked her out twice and wont give her citizenship so she can be with her mum, she fell out with her step-mum, she fell out with her dad and she now lives with an old lady from church and does her cleaning in return for her lodgings. She is a checkout worker at Tesco - the same job she had when I asked her to leave.

Much as I feel its a shame she has made no personal progress in the last 7 years, if you lie and use everyone around you in the end you end up with very little.
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New Fri 15 Mar 13 18:19 
 Karma - Runfer D'Hills
I thought it was a wimpoids type of curry ! Or is that just the way they say it round here?

:-)
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New Fri 15 Mar 13 19:01 
 Karma - madf
Karma is what Chris Huhne has for tea every day.

Edit
And Vicky Price.
Last edited by: madf on Fri 15 Mar 13 at 19:01
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New Fri 15 Mar 13 19:26 
 Karma - -
Whats that old saying about digging two graves before seeking revenge, the same could equally apply when gloating.

There but for the grace of God etc.
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New Sat 16 Mar 13 01:05 
 Karma - zippy
>>>I like karma. I means that I can be obnoxious to people all day long and assume they deserve it.


An acquaintance of mine, who is the cleverest person I know, said this to me in jest once. Made me chuckle to hear it again!
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New Fri 15 Mar 13 19:42 
 Karma - Dog
Just add milk: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc0pUvyrMRI
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New Fri 15 Mar 13 20:39 
 Karma - Roger.
I like a bit of schadenfreude: very tasty served cold.
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New Sat 16 Mar 13 07:30 
 Karma - madf
>> I like a bit of schadenfreude: very tasty served cold.
>>

rather like revenge then...
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