Non-motoring > Ten of the biggest lies in history. Miscellaneous
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 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - L'escargot
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 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Lygonos
Link didn't work for me, but I imagine from 1948...

Investing money in improving people's health now through the new NHS will same us money in the long run as diseases are eradicated and people become healthier.

Tee hee hee.
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Zero
It does not have the most often told lie in that list.

"Of course I will still love you in the morning"
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Bromptonaut
I'll be careful

There's a cheque in the post.
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Roger.
"Peace in our time".
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Cliff Pope
It would not be in the public interest to ...
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - CGNorwich

And from my Doctor's surgery:

Your phone-call is important to us ....
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Lygonos
>>Your phone-call is important to us ....

It was when the shysters could use BT 0844 numbers for their surgeries... then they got a cut of the call charges.
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Old Navy
Global warming.
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Alanovich
>> Global warming.
>>

Well, not really. It's man made global warming you're after.
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Meldrew
"We shall urgently put measures in place to make sure that nothing like this ever happens again"
Social Services and Child Protection, Banks, assorted miscarriages of Justice, medical snafus, abuse in care homes and so it goes on.
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Robin O'Reliant
First to see will buy.
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - DP
"Under this Government, Britain will not return to the boom and bust of the past."

 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Bromptonaut
'We will cut prices at a stroke'

Heath I think in 1970.
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Robin O'Reliant
"They all sound like that, John. Nothing to worry about".
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - DP
>> "They all sound like that, John. Nothing to worry about".

Ha ha. Reminds me of viewing a mk2 Astra GTE at a small used car lot back in the mid 90's. I remember the Frank Butcher clone dealer (right down to the cockney accent, sovereign rings, enormous tinted glasses and sheepskin coat) firing the thing up to a cacophony of clattering and tapping from the top end. He clearly clocked my horrified expression, looked me straight in the eye and said:

"That's owight my san, been sittin' innit. Just let the oil get raaaaahnd. That's all it is, let the oil get raaaaahnd."

Best part of 20 years later, my mates and I still use "let the oil get raaaahnd" when confronted by a sick sounding engine. :-)
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - WillDeBeest
'We will cut prices at a stroke'

Or Only Fools and Horses, 1983. I didn't know about Heath, and I wonder if the quotation was intentional.
Last edited by: WillDeBeest on Wed 12 Dec 12 at 06:17
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Old Navy
>> >> Global warming.
>> >>
>>
>> Well, not really. It's man made global warming you're after.
>>

No, Climate change as they now call it is just a taxation con. The climate has always changed and our contribution is insignificant compared to a major volcanic event, or an asteroid hit. Real climate change will wipe out humans very rapidly. Even the reversal of the earth's magnetic field (which is overdue) will have an effect.
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - zookeeper
snake oil anyone?
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Old Navy
science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2003/29dec_magneticfield/
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Stuu
"Im a conservative" David Cameron.
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - commerdriver
No offence but.......
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Old Navy
Its only done XX,000 miles.
Last edited by: Old Navy on Tue 11 Dec 12 at 15:12
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Bromptonaut
Barrister's one:

With the greatest possible respect your honour

= you are dense and a discredit to judicial office.
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Roger.
"It was the right thing to do" - uttered by a politician, of course!
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Roger.
"This won't hurt"
"Believe me.......................................... (insert lie of choice)"
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Roger.
>> "I'm a conservative" David Cameron.

Oh, YES!
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Stuu
Thought you would like that chap :-)
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - DP
"I'm not racist/sexist/prejudiced but..."
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Bromptonaut
Some of my best friends are black...
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - madf
Of course I love you.

The pound in your pocket is still worth the same.

Of course I'll respect you in the morning.

There are WMD in Iraq.

There are intelligent politicians who do not lie.

I've had the snip.

 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Robin O'Reliant
"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing..."
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - DP
Gordon Brown could fill a thread of his own:

"I will not allow house prices to get out of control and put at risk the sustainability of the recovery.” in 1997

"The tax burden for ordinary families, for lower and middle-income families is
coming down, it’s coming down this year, it’s going to come down next year, it’s
actually going to be the lowest tax burden since 1972" in 2000

"Tony Blair is my friend" in 2006.
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - henry k
I have got a headache
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Zero
"I promise I wont _ _ _ in your mouth"


(dont blame me, BBD told me to put that down)
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Robin O'Reliant
"We don't need one, I have a very low sperm count".
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Roger.
>> "We don't need one, I have a very low sperm count".
>>
"We don't need one, I've had a vasectomy"
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Roger.
Was that said by Mark Oaten? (Former Lib-Dem MP.)
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Roger.
That was to the ***** in mouth quote!
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Ted

Buy one...get one free.

Me ole mam to me.........' When the chimes are sounding it means the van's run out of ice cream ! '

Ted
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - sherlock47
Channel 5 Documentary NOW ON

makes for interesting viewing for all Moon Landing conspiracy theorists!
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - Focusless
...or starting at 9 on C5+1, freeview 44. Recording it for Mrs F who I suspect will love it :(
Last edited by: Focusless on Wed 12 Dec 12 at 20:42
 Ten of the biggest lies in history. - zookeeper
hope you dont get the break in transmission like we did ( twice) and as far as i could catch on the end credits it was made in 2001...still worth a watch
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