Non-motoring > School reports giggle Miscellaneous
Thread Author: PhilW Replies: 11

 School reports giggle - PhilW
Just glad that some other people got reports like me!
One of the better ones I got was "If he had put half as much effort into this subject as me into his teaching, he would have got a very good grade"
www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationpicturegalleries/9693234/School-reports-the-15-best-school-reports-submitted-to-the-Telegraph-letters-page.html
 School reports giggle - zookeeper
i only went to school so my parents didnt go to prison
 School reports giggle - smokie
Mate of mine genuinely had the "verbal diarrhoea but mental constipation" quote on his report.
 School reports giggle - Zero
My genuinely said one year

"As zero uses all of his prodigeous energy being the clown of the class, he will be the first pupil of mine to be guaranteed a job in the Circus"
Last edited by: Zero on Wed 21 Nov 12 at 22:48
 School reports giggle - Cliff Pope
Rugby - He tries hard but is still too small

Divinity - He has attended class this term
 School reports giggle - R.P.
Rugby - He tries hard but is still too small

Was that you or Shane Williams ?
 School reports giggle - Ambo
For my brother, "For a lad of his age, holds too much energy in reservve".
 School reports giggle - devonite
From my 1966 J4 report!

Devonites (not actual name used) enthusiasm for lessons especially science, makes us all value the Week-ends!
 School reports giggle - Fursty Ferret
"[Fursty] sets himself low standards and consistently fails to achieve them."
Last edited by: Fursty Ferret on Thu 22 Nov 12 at 16:10
 School reports giggle - Clk Sec
>> "[Fursty] sets himself low standards and consistently fails to achieve them."
>>

Methinks you're being overly modest, FF.
 School reports giggle - DP
"At one stage he seemed to consider it a personal failure if, at the end of a Chemistry practical, the apparatus was capable of being used again"
Last edited by: DP on Thu 22 Nov 12 at 16:36
 School reports giggle - Mike Hannon
From my art college report, 1969, which my son unearthed recently...

'Michael is still dodging the issue: he has ability, imagination and intelligence BUT he does not exert himself beyond the minimum necessary for any situation. A pity this, for he could go far.'

Well, I must say my strategy has seen me through the ensuing 43 years, but only as far as France Profonde - 500 miles from where that was written.
Last edited by: Mike Hannon on Fri 23 Nov 12 at 10:47
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