Finest example of this adage was me Uncle Norman, a dry old stick who probably suffered from what we'd call Irritable Bowel syndrome these days; always looked as though he was going to drop dead the very next day, permanently complaining about his various ailments, none of which appeared to be life-threatening but seemed to occur most commonly at family gatherings.
His other party trick was to whip out his false gnashers at the dinner table, wrap them in a serviette at the side of his plate and blithely explain that they wrre "giving him gip" and he ate better without them.
I was actually quite fond of the old sod because despite his foibles he was a brilliant storyteller who could do deadpan better than Les Dawson.
He outlived both his wives by a fair margin (his second was my great aunt) and made it to 96.
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Yes, I know a fair few people like that, alas.
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A well maintained gate lasts longer.
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I've known several instances where the carer has died long before the person being cared for.
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Old Maurice down t`pub has been dying for the last 30years that I know of! and he thrives on it! - over the years there are a couple of "phrases" that just seem to "belong" to him, such as his favorite when discussing things with cheeky young whippersnappers, "Don`t try an tell me, I`ve been dyin since before you were born", and the usual greetting he receives, "yer lookin good Maurice, not feelin well?"
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I don't like tinyurl. You could be sent anywhere. I'd rather see the real url and at least have a clue.
And finding out a tinyurl link is dodgy after you've clicked on it might be too late.
Is it *really* such an issue when a link looks long?
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Who's been on the Abbot Ale again?
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Abbott Ale? Thas from Suffolk bor.
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It can help to give a textual description of where the link is going eg.
Telegraph: tinyurl.com/8asdo5h
although of course there's no guarantee the text matches the link.
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Last edited by: L'escargot on Mon 20 Aug 12 at 15:13
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>> I don't like tinyurl. You could be sent anywhere. I'd rather see the real url
>> and at least have a clue.
You can change a setting on the tinyurl website to preview the link before it redirects, so next time you click on a tinyurl you can see where it's redirecting you beforehand.
tinyurl.com/preview.php
Provided you don't delete your cookies on a regular basis.
Last edited by: VxFan on Mon 20 Aug 12 at 19:53
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I clean up my cookies ona very regular basis.
Is there any other advantage from tinyurl other than the fatc that it makes links shorter?
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>> I clean up my cookies ona very regular basis.
So do I, but I've tweaked ccleaner to preserve certain cookies from deletion.
>> Is there any other advantage from tinyurl other than the fatc that it makes links shorter?
::Shrug shoulders::
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I use TinyURL in some email groups I belong to as folks email reading programs sometime wrap and break long urls onto another line. Absolutely pointless on most Forums and often tends to result in me visiting a page twice as I was already aware of the story. Likewise, if the link is the Sun or Daily Hate, I'd not bother!
Really good forum software allows one to paste a complicated URL but display underlined, text of ones choosing.
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>> tinyurl.com/preview.php
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>> Provided you don't delete your cookies on a regular basis.
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Thanks VxFan. Now I've spotted the "Preview Feature" button, I'll enable previews again after I've run CCleaner every time.
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