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 Wed 11 Jul 12 11:44 
 First the French Breathalyser law; now this ... - hawkeye
www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/06/24/emergency-picnic-hampers-%E2%80%98really-could-save-lives%E2%80%99-claim-french-traffic-police/

Frankly, I don't know how you'd keep the baguettes fresh.
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 Wed 11 Jul 12 11:54 
 First the French Breathalyser law; now this ... - L'escargot
‘If you want to drive in our country you should respect our laws,’ said a spokesman, ‘and the law requires you to carry two fresh baguettes, some perfectly ripe brie, a half carafe of appellation controllee red wine or better, and a gingham picnic blanket with the checks no bigger than 10 cm. Even you Rosbifs should be able to manage that’.

Here here!
:-D
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 Wed 11 Jul 12 11:59 
 First the French Breathalyser law; now this ... - oilburner
>> Frankly, I don't know how you'd keep the baguettes fresh.
>>

Easy, you have to replenish them with fresh supplies at each government approved rest area. Stopping for a rest will become mandatory at each and every rest area you happen upon.

What could be more simple?
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 Wed 11 Jul 12 12:04 
 First the French Breathalyser law; now this ... - Zero
dreadful law, much better if forced to do it at UK Motorway Service areas.
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 Wed 11 Jul 12 14:30 
 First the French Breathalyser law; now this ... - helicopter
I don't know how you'd keep the baguettes fresh.......

Will they be forcing you to carry clean pants and talcum powder next?
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 Wed 11 Jul 12 15:27 
 First the French Breathalyser law; now this ... - WillDeBeest
...clean pants...

You've not spent much time in France, have you Retpo?
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