First cottaging now this!
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Its just a little horseplay. No need to get beastly about it.
Last edited by: Zero on Fri 29 Jun 12 at 21:19
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That's made my day. Can you imagine the jip he'll be getting back at the nick.
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I bet he gets "saddled" with the nickname of Roy Rogers. His mate of course will be called trigger.
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A complete mare (not) but remarkably stable images.
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And he missed the mane chance!
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Wonder if the horse's name is Winsor ?
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>Wonder if the horse's name is Winsor ?
Shaggar?
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whats the problem? - he was a "mounted" Policeman anyway!
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He needs a Mare not a policemans botty.>)
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My current score of court cases involving sexual acts with animals is three - two horses and a sheep.
Each defendant was relatively normal in other respects.
All of the cases fail the good taste (boom-boom) test, but there was some bizarre court amusement from the sheep one.
The guy used an upturned bucket to gain better purchase at the rear of the sheep.
The bucket was an exhibit in his trial and, in it's evidence bag, was passed among the jury for them to examine.
Hard to keep a straight face in those circumstances.
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Garrincha, the famous Brazillian footballer from the Pele era lost his virginity to a goat at the age of 14.
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It used to be Buckets for Horses and Cattle (to stand on to reach) and wellies for sheep (stick their back-legs in them to stop them running away).
Rumour has it that that is why the Shetland pony was originally bred! - the Scots were too tight to buy buckets!! ;-)
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When he complained to his wife when he got up about feeling a 'little hoarse', I'm not sure he realised how those words would come back to haunt him...
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>> Wonder if the horse's name is Winsor ?
:-)
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I'm desperately trying to be modern and tolerant in my outlook. Iffy, can you clarify if any of the 3 you refer to were same sex unions?
Thanks so much.
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...Iffy, can you clarify if any of the 3 you refer to were same sex unions?...
The human side was male in each case, but I don't know about the horses and sheep.
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Patient: Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I've fallen in love with a horse.
Shrink: Perhaps we can help you. This is not really so unusual. Now, is the horse male or female?
Patient: Good God man, I said I was in love with a horse, not that I was some sort of pervert!
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>> Wonder if the horse's name is Winsor ?
It's an old photo....the horse is called Sir Patrick something or other
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Muffin the Mule?
Dobbin the Donkey?
Illegal? I don't know. But you might get Moby Dick.
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" I say, heard about old Carruthers ?.... Gone to live with a gorilla in the jungle "
" Good lord, male or female gorilla ? "
" Female, of course.....nothing strange about Carruthers ! "
Ted
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Wonder if the horse's name is Winsor ?
Just got that one :)
No Winsor has s****ed all coppers not just the one.
Sometimes you just have to take one for the team.
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>> Wonder if the horse's name is Winsor ?
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>> Just got that one :)
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I still haven't, can someone explain?
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Try Googling " Winsor Police " and all will be revealed.
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I'll help you out. The Winsor review has just overhauled pay and conditions - not to the benefit of the troops I might add. Now they want him to take on the role of Her Majesty's Inspector of Constabulary just to rub it in.
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>> I'll help you out. The Winsor review has just overhauled pay and conditions - not
>> to the benefit of the troops I might add. Now they want him to take
>> on the role of Her Majesty's Inspector of Constabulary just to rub it in.
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Aha!
I see what you mean about rubbing it in.
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The goat ?....well, OK, but a bull mastiff isn't the prettiest of dogs...even a female one !
Ted
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Mantlepiece/fire :O
Taxi for Fullchat
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