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Thread Author: PhilW Replies: 11
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 Wed 21 Nov 12 18:35 
 School reports giggle - PhilW
Just glad that some other people got reports like me!
One of the better ones I got was "If he had put half as much effort into this subject as me into his teaching, he would have got a very good grade"
www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationpicturegalleries/9693234/School-reports-the-15-best-school-reports-submitted-to-the-Telegraph-letters-page.html
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 Wed 21 Nov 12 18:55 
 School reports giggle - zookeeper
i only went to school so my parents didnt go to prison
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 Wed 21 Nov 12 22:15 
 School reports giggle - smokie
Mate of mine genuinely had the "verbal diarrhoea but mental constipation" quote on his report.
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 Wed 21 Nov 12 22:48 
 School reports giggle - Zero
My genuinely said one year

"As zero uses all of his prodigeous energy being the clown of the class, he will be the first pupil of mine to be guaranteed a job in the Circus"
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 Thu 22 Nov 12 12:38 
 School reports giggle - Cliff Pope
Rugby - He tries hard but is still too small

Divinity - He has attended class this term
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 Thu 22 Nov 12 12:39 
 School reports giggle - R.P.
Rugby - He tries hard but is still too small

Was that you or Shane Williams ?
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 Thu 22 Nov 12 13:28 
 School reports giggle - Ambo
For my brother, "For a lad of his age, holds too much energy in reservve".
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 Thu 22 Nov 12 13:49 
 School reports giggle - devonite
From my 1966 J4 report!

Devonites (not actual name used) enthusiasm for lessons especially science, makes us all value the Week-ends!
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 Thu 22 Nov 12 16:10 
 School reports giggle - Fursty Ferret
"[Fursty] sets himself low standards and consistently fails to achieve them."
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 Thu 22 Nov 12 16:24 
 School reports giggle - Clk Sec
>> "[Fursty] sets himself low standards and consistently fails to achieve them."
>>

Methinks you're being overly modest, FF.
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 Thu 22 Nov 12 16:36 
 School reports giggle - DP
"At one stage he seemed to consider it a personal failure if, at the end of a Chemistry practical, the apparatus was capable of being used again"
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 Fri 23 Nov 12 10:45 
 School reports giggle - Mike Hannon
From my art college report, 1969, which my son unearthed recently...

'Michael is still dodging the issue: he has ability, imagination and intelligence BUT he does not exert himself beyond the minimum necessary for any situation. A pity this, for he could go far.'

Well, I must say my strategy has seen me through the ensuing 43 years, but only as far as France Profonde - 500 miles from where that was written.
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