A group of Irish men from the University of Cork spent their anaul €6bn research budget from the Irish government in developing a car which ran of Whiskey.
The engine was a big sucess reaching 30mpg until a researcher from the University of East Essex blondes faculty pointed out that petrol is actually a lot cheaper than whiskey.
Truth is stranger than fiction (to coin a phrase).
The thing that always cracks me up when driving in Ireland is going into a village and seeing 'SLOW' painted on the road.
Then 200 yards further on 'SLOWER'.