A Yorkshireman was lying on his death bed and his family gathered round to say their last farewells.
"Is my darling wife here?" he asked.
"Yes dear, I'm here".
"And are my two fine sons here too?"
"Of course we are dad", they replied.
"And my beautiful daughter, did she make it up to see me for the final time?"
"Of course I did father", she replied through her tears.
"And my adorable grandchildren, have they also come to say goodbye?"
"Yes papa", they said in unison with trembling voices.
"So that's my entire loving family gathered round my bed?", he said with a barely audible voice,
"We're all here dearest", replied his wife.
"THEN WHY IS THE BLARDY LIGHT ON IN THE HALLWAY?"
Last edited by: Robin O'Reliant on Mon 21 Mar 22 at 17:03
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