Plane with 5 passengers - Joe Biden, the Pope, Nicola Sturgeon, Boris & a 10 year old schoolboy..
The plane was about to crash and there were only 4 parachutes.
Biden said he had to sort out the USA and took a parachute.
The Pope demanded one as he had the Catholic Church to look after.
Nicola Sturgeon said she was the smartest woman in Scotland, grabbed the straps and jumps.
Boris said to the schoolboy that he had had a good life and a 10 year old has his full life ahead of him and should use the last one.
The schoolboys said
"There are still 2 parachutes left"
"The smartest woman in Scotland took my schoolbag"