>No nativity this year because the three wise men face a travel ban
Let's hope that it also discourages all those who festoon their house and garden with multicoloured lights.
Last year returning home from the pub I turned into the road leading to our house and I was blinded by flashing blue and red lights straight in front of me. In a panic, I threw my spliff out the window, spilled my brandy trying to get it back in the cup holder and nearly went off the road trying to kick my last gram of toot under the seat. I thought it was the damn cops! All because some idiot had a gazillion watts of Christmas lights outside their house.