>> And when some tedious publisher or editor really gets up your nose you can go
>> in their office and saw their desk in half without touching them at all.
One of our local hostelries suffered an attack like this. Turns out they 'bought' a few of those outside timber all-in-one-six-person-bench-and-table jobs, and didn't bother to pay the chap come due date.
The chap in question decided that rather than chase it through the courts for non-payment, he would rather turn up with a few lads on a lovely summer's evening, and chop the tables into lumps with chainsaws.
After the mayhem, he politely explained to the (remaining) clientele why he had done so.
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