Handy hint - do not put your compact digital camera or indeed mobile phone in your shirt breast pocket if you intend to use a lavatory. The simultaneous attempt at raising of trousers combined with the bid for freedom by a BlackBerry is nothing short of unseemly. As I discovered on Thursday...
I caught it ( the phone ) but it was oh so close to being in a place from which I'd really not have liked to retrieve it. For the record, it was the public bogs at the top of Carnaby St and I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to any other concurrent occupants for the language emanating from trap 3...
Last edited by: Humph D'Bout on Sat 4 Aug 12 at 12:00
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