Reminds me of an incident long ago.
A well endowed wife of a friend 'embarrassed' me whilst I stood at a bar to order drinks. I turned round with a pint in each hand and said "hold these for me please while I have a wee".
She took a pint in each hand and I quickly palmed her assets and said 'weeeee'.
They were definitely original.
She didn't pour the beer over me, I couldn't object if she had, but after her initial embarrassment, admitted she'd deserved it.
She eventually became a barrister and could've probably sued the backside off me.
Last edited by: VxFan on Wed 5 Oct 11 at 00:56
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