At a job interview, someone came up to me and said, "Dave, great to see you again. How are you?"
Me: "Hi. Have we met?"
Him: "Uh, yes, I'm the Chief Pilot of XXX Airlines. We met at your graduation ball."
[everyone else in the room cringes]
Me: "Oh, of course!"
Me (silently): "Oh god, how much did I have to drink* that night? I don't remember meeting you at all."
Must have said something right though, because I got the job. :-)
* a free bar is a dangerous thing
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