Non-motoring > Euphemisms Miscellaneous
Thread Author: Duncan Replies: 69

 Euphemisms - Ted

Iused to read the deaths in the Manchester Evening News, often seeing a name I knew. I read one that said " May the Holy light from Blessed Jesus s***e upon his soul "

I bet they got their money back.

I've asked for a humanist do when I pass the finishing post, my mother had one. I've asked for Flanders & Swann's "The Slow Train" as it mentions my station from where we caught the hiker's specials in the 60s, with any one of Rickard Strauss " Four Last Songs " to go out with.

My Uncle Walter, the last of the previous generation went in to " Walter, lead me to the altar " and " Sing As We Go " through the curtains . Both Gracie Fields.

I've always liked this from Tennyson.....

There sits the shadow feared by man
who broke our fair companionship
abd spread his mantle dark and cold
and wrapt thee formless in the fold
and dulled the murmur on thy lip,
and bore thee where I could not see,
nor follow, though I walk in haste
and know that somewhere in the waste,
the shadow sits and waits for me.

Can't beat a bit of morbid to cheer you up !

Ted
 Messages Author Date
 Euphemisms  Duncan 29 Mar 23 09:06
 Euphemisms  BiggerBadderDave 29 Mar 23 10:11
 Euphemisms  Kevin 29 Mar 23 10:52
 Euphemisms  BiggerBadderDave 29 Mar 23 12:32
 Euphemisms  Zero 29 Mar 23 10:48
 Euphemisms  CGNorwich 29 Mar 23 11:16
 Euphemisms  Zero 29 Mar 23 11:20
 Euphemisms  Dog 29 Mar 23 13:27
 Euphemisms  bathtub tom 29 Mar 23 15:11
 Euphemisms  Dog 29 Mar 23 16:32
 Euphemisms  CGNorwich 29 Mar 23 18:34
 Euphemisms  Zero 29 Mar 23 18:37
 Euphemisms  tyrednemotional 29 Mar 23 18:38
 Euphemisms  Dog 29 Mar 23 20:04
 Euphemisms  Bromptonaut 29 Mar 23 11:04
 Euphemisms  Duncan 29 Mar 23 11:14
 Euphemisms  Zero 29 Mar 23 11:23
 Euphemisms  CGNorwich 29 Mar 23 11:24
 Euphemisms  Duncan 29 Mar 23 11:37
 Euphemisms  tyrednemotional 29 Mar 23 11:41
 Euphemisms  Zero 29 Mar 23 11:50
 Euphemisms  tyrednemotional 29 Mar 23 11:51
 Euphemisms  sooty123 29 Mar 23 12:37
 Euphemisms  Biggles 29 Mar 23 17:48
 Euphemisms  Zero 29 Mar 23 11:24
 Euphemisms  tyrednemotional 29 Mar 23 11:26
 Euphemisms  Zero 29 Mar 23 11:28
 Euphemisms  tyrednemotional 29 Mar 23 11:30
 Euphemisms  bathtub tom 29 Mar 23 11:34
 Euphemisms  helicopter 29 Mar 23 13:14
 Euphemisms  R.P. 29 Mar 23 13:38
 Euphemisms  Ted 29 Mar 23 15:28
 Euphemisms  Dog 29 Mar 23 16:45
 Euphemisms  Ted 29 Mar 23 21:52
 Euphemisms  Dog 30 Mar 23 07:25
 Euphemisms  Zero 30 Mar 23 09:41
  
 Euphemisms  Ted 30 Mar 23 13:10
  
 Euphemisms  Dog 29 Mar 23 13:38
 Euphemisms  helicopter 29 Mar 23 15:20
 Euphemisms  Dog 29 Mar 23 15:56
 Euphemisms  Manatee 29 Mar 23 19:41
 Euphemisms  James Loveless 29 Mar 23 13:55
 Euphemisms  Robin O'Reliant 29 Mar 23 14:16
 Euphemisms  smokie 29 Mar 23 14:23
 Euphemisms  Bromptonaut 29 Mar 23 14:52
 Euphemisms  sooty123 29 Mar 23 14:40
 Euphemisms  Robin O'Reliant 29 Mar 23 14:49
 Euphemisms  sooty123 29 Mar 23 14:57
 Euphemisms  Runfer D'Hills 29 Mar 23 15:13
 Euphemisms  Duncan 29 Mar 23 15:16
 Euphemisms  Runfer D'Hills 29 Mar 23 15:19
 Euphemisms  tyrednemotional 29 Mar 23 15:22
 Euphemisms  Runfer D'Hills 29 Mar 23 15:36
 Euphemisms  Falkirk Bairn 29 Mar 23 15:19
 Euphemisms  Fullchat 29 Mar 23 17:55
 Euphemisms  sherlock47 30 Mar 23 08:31
 Euphemisms  helicopter 30 Mar 23 19:32
 Euphemisms  Mapmaker 31 Mar 23 14:10
 Euphemisms  Zero 31 Mar 23 14:53
 Euphemisms  Manatee 31 Mar 23 15:11
 Euphemisms  Duncan 31 Mar 23 17:27
 Euphemisms  henry k 1 Apr 23 15:09
 Euphemisms  smokie 1 Apr 23 17:39
 Euphemisms  CGNorwich 1 Apr 23 17:54
 Euphemisms  bathtub tom 1 Apr 23 22:28
 Euphemisms  Duncan 1 Apr 23 22:31
 Euphemisms  Zero 1 Apr 23 22:39
 Euphemisms  Ted 1 Apr 23 22:54
 Euphemisms  Fullchat 2 Apr 23 16:49
 Euphemisms  Zero 2 Apr 23 19:12
Latest Forum Posts