Oh dear,
Load trolley
unzip handbag
search for specs
zip bag
put specs on
unzip bag
search for purse
find purse
zip bag
unzip purse
find money/right card
proffer to checkout girl
zip purse
place in bag
zip bag
take change/card
unzip bag
find purse
unzip purse
Put change/card in
zip purse
put in bag
zip bag
All then repeated twice 'cos receipt need folding and putting in purse and then remembered vouchers which then need argument over bill....Doh !
Staff then have to be called to remove my rotting skeleton still clutching a bottle of tonic wine and the correct cash !
Ted
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